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drunken sayings - 09-11-03

People are wanton when they aren't
But wantons are lonely in their wont
Curtains trailing in my wind
From black-eyed peas they draw me in

Ceiling tiles of asbestos
Eating wholly earthen pets
They stick to the perfect pot
As I do to, though I do ever
Rot.




(Only post drunken ramblings, whether they make sense or not.)
(Perhaps...sometime...sometimes...someday...they will.)
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09-11-03

That was lame.


In Memory of the Busby Babes :

February 6, 1958
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09-11-03

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dig fox holes and kill 'em with napalm.

it'll teach 'em.. for the second time,Q
i still don't really know what was going on in that post.



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09-11-03

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i still don't really know what was going on in that post.
My guess would be you were having a 'Nam flashback, but you were also drunk so you confused me with someone in your platoon.
  
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09-11-03

*throws a firebomb at q*



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09-11-03

I feel I've walked into some abstract gallery.

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore".


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09-11-03

tommy lives with a stripper that has two kids, but she looks like she's had twenty. he's part time homeless, but one day he aspires to be fulltime.

-vodka



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09-11-03

Blink. Stagger. Wall,wall,wall,wall. Floor. Blink. Ceiling. Face, frown. Tunnel. Black.

- tequila


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09-11-03

I guess the other night i was running around drunk saying "i want to kiss one of them" and when someone asked me which one (of 3 guys) i said i didn't care ... lol i'm bad.
  
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09-11-03

(jimmy) michelle? you talking to yourself?



(me) *mumbles then laughs* PROBALY!


-whole bottle of southern comfort


quit your fucking whining.
  
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09-11-03

(ryan, over the phone) you are pretty drunk honey im gonna let you gor for tonight cuz im kinda tired.


(me) *speech slurred* why dont you take a nap under the boardwalk for $6.99 if ya are tired?


-absinthe


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09-11-03

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tommy lives with a stripper that has two kids, but she looks like she's had twenty. he's part time homeless, but one day he aspires to be fulltime.

-vodka
strangly this sounds like an ex of mines *shudders*


"cheerleaders are dancers who've gone retarded."


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*craps on this thread*
  
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'not the hair. Not the hair'


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*craps on this thread*
i wouldn't have wasted that much time. especially when there are newbie threads asking for the pleasure.



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09-12-03

we need a sub forum in poetry..

"it was supposed to be a poem...but, it sucks."


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we need a sub forum in poetry..

"it was supposed to be a poem...but, it sucks."
Perfect. I've been looking for somewhere to post.


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09-12-03

My drunken saying for the night would be:

'It doesn't matter if your sandcastle is washed away by the tide, the fun is in the making'


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*buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp*



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09-12-03

my drunken saying would be pretty much just like arsi's last post...

plus "whez duh drinks gon? can find it.....gizzuss food."


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