I'll post my drunk story then.

Well my brother Kevin came over. When ever we want to hang out with each other. He will take me out to go to the bar. I had a couple glasses of beer to drink. Then a waitress came by and gave my brother and I a free shot to drink. At first I wasn't up for it because I really wasn't too sure about it. But since he went for it. I went along with it and got shot drink. Him and I drank it and we both gagged. I don't remember what the shot drink. Then we did three shot's of tequilla with the bartender. Since both of us are really good friends of her. Since I couldn't taste the shot of tequilla. I was able to drink it down pretty quick. After that we both came home and I looked normal infront of my mom. Went into the kitchen to get something to eat. I took back to my room and finished eating my food. Then I started to become really fucking sick. So I layed down on my back and I was going to sleep. Then I started to puke all over my self a couple of times. I was so weak, tired, and sick. I couldn't do anything to help my self. All I could do was lay there, sleep, and vomit all over my face. Kevin came into my room looking happy as all shit just to say goodbye to me. After he saw that I had vomit all over my face. He had that kind of an expression like "Oh shit my sister is fucked up." So he came into my room and sat on my workout bench. Put his hands behind my shoulders and lifted me up. My dad walked in on my brother and I. I was standing there with vomit all over the right side of my face and I was giving him the pitty look. Then my brother had both of his hands together and he was also giving my dad the pitty look. So my dad cleaned up my vomit. I got a napkin and whipped my face off. They both left and I put my self to sleep. I went to bed with vomit on my hair and I didn't give a fuck. Then I puked a couple more times on my bed and it got all over my shirt. I took off my shirt and I was nakid underneath and threw it down on the floor. Then the next morning I woke up. I noticed how I was nakid. Then I was like "what the fuck?" By my bed I saw how there was a trash can and my Metallica t-shirt that was on thrown on the floor. Then I remembered what happened. Got into the shower and cleaned my self up.

I have more drunk stories.

This one time at Band Camp...

Okay, this isn't a great one but this is the story of last night:

So, I finially get to "go out", YAY! So it's me and Gregg, Gregg's bestfriend Bill, Bill's other bestfriend Jay, Bill's sister, roomate Erin, Erin's boyfriend Bill, and then like 4 other friends of Bill's. I didn't know anybody but Gregg, Bill, and Jay. Gregg knew them all, though. Okay , well I am a sissy drinker so Gregg got me some of those girly premade shots at the liqure store. So, I'm happy, introducing myself to everyone and drinking my sissy drinks. I'm starting to feel okay and then we broke out this game PassOut that Gregg got at Spencer's (Kinda a mix between Monolopy and Kings). It's only a 4 player game so we had to play teams and still had way too many people, so everyones drinking and has no clue who's on what teams and drinks whenever anyone else does, so we were all hammered in like half an hour. Then Bill's friend Margo starts bawling and nobody knows why, I guess she had a missunderstanding with her boyfriend (who was there) and thought he was mad, but he wasn't. Then that drama died down, but still nobody was on the same page as anyone else. (There was also a lot of pot smoking going on, which added to the "what's going on" feeling.) So, Gregg and Jay go into the bathroom and come out with Jay having holloween makeup all over his face as a Joker. (There's a picture of that in Photography) At this point we are all fucked, so this was HILARIOUS so the guys decided that it'd be funnier if they drew stuff on Bills walls. They put "Homo stays here" above Bills door and drew nakid pictures all over. Bill was pissed. So then they decided to cut Bills hair, which turned out to be a lopsided half mowhawk. (There's a picutre of that in Photography, too). Then they redid Jay's makeup so that he'd look like Hitler and he ran around the house acting like he was. Meanwhile I went on yahoo to take advantage of the webcam. I came on DF but noone was here. Then all the guys went out on the Patio (on the fourth floor mind you) and threw all the furniture off onto the lawn, needless to say Bill got hella pissed. Then we went home. The End. Gregg's back over there now painting the walls, lol.

I once woke up next to a horse.

Interesting.....














*I feel so sick...*

So did the horse...

Bawhaahaahaaaa

Oh, and then later that night when we went home I was all set on getting some and Gregg said, "I'm not in the mood, you've been mean all day." What a homo. LOL