I have no visible clue where this would go, so here's as good a place as any...........

Here's some really cool recipies I found at this site right here http://www.geocities.com/Paris/5289/cocktail.html so here goes:


Fuzzy Asshole

coffee
Peach Schnapps

Mix 1/2 cup coffee and a 1/2 cup of Peach Schnapps. Stir and drink while hot.

1-900-FUK-MEUP

1/2 oz Absolut Kurant
1/4 oz Grand Marnier
1/4 oz Chambord
1/4 oz Melon Liqueur
1/4 oz Malibu Rum
1/4 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Cranberry Juice
1/4 oz Pineapple Juice

(yow!) Shake ingredients in a mixing tin filled with ice cubes. Strain into a rocks glass.

A Sloppy Blowjob

3/4 shot of Everclear
Whipped cream

Fill the shot with Everclear, and the rest with whipped cream. Light on fire and down!

and the last one......

Adios Motherfucker #2

1 oz Kahlua
1 oz Tequila

Layer in a shot glass and drink.

Hope you enjoyed these, and this is the coolest site I've seen (even though it's Geoshitties...heh.)

Enjoy!

My fave is one I hit on by accident and now drink all the time...

I call it the Bonjella after the mouth Ointment of the same name

Take 2 shots of JD a little lemonade and then drop a shot of Sambuca in it... yummy


Has very little taste of alcohol and can be drunk all night long. Well I do anyway

Another of mine is Tomato juice and a double JD, has such a bite to it but so far I have never suffered a hangover drinking it

here's a recipe

vodka

girlie drink:

pink elephant

2 parts pink lemonade
2 parts rasp vodka
1 part chambord
1 part grenadine
sprite

shake everything together but the sprite and pour into a martini glass, top off with sprite.

mmm....taste like pink....

hehe i like what i know as a suicidal nazi........... 1/2 Jager 1/2 peppermint schnapps.......i like it but hah i dont drink much so that is about all i know haha

Haha.. good one!


In the early days of party years a friend and I made a drink consisting of Jim Beam, Cape Velvet (deliciously sweet South African liqueur) and Kahlua... In a shot glass, downed.. Naturally. It was called a "KayLoua" a combination of our names!

here's one of my favorites..

irish car bomb

fill up half a pint with guinness, then drop in a shot glass filled with irish whiskey and a float of baileys. pound the drink until it's all gone.

Since I'm bored as fuck, I'll post more. So nyah.

Blood Clot #2

1 shot Southern Comfort
1/2 shot Grenadine
7-UP

Drop shot glass of Southern Comfort into lowball glass mixed with 7-UP and grenadine. Slam it!!!


Blood of Satan

1 part Jagermeister
1 part Goldschlager
1 part Irish Whiskey
1 part Jack Daniels

Layer all 4 ingredients in shot glass in this order: Jagermeister, Goldschlager, Jameson's Irish Whiskey and Jack Daniels. Slam!

Burning Nazi

1/2 oz Jagermeister
1/2 oz Rumplemintz

Keep bottles chilled or mix over ice and strain into shot glass.

Enjoy.

i was reading some where about a bar in new york that serves a similar drink with a tampon as the stir stick.

Ewww! I hope they don't use the ones that are extra absorbant.......then you'd have to suck on 'em!

uhg....the most disgusting recipe i've found...

Beer-A-Lade
4.0 oz Beer
5.0 oz Gatorade lemon-lime
1.0 tbsp Maple syrup
1.0 drops Tabasco Sauce optional

in a lowball glass mix the beer and gatorade, the gradually add the maple syrup. To give it a little kick, add tobasco. Try it first with out then with it.

I had one of these once...came out in a bowl the size of my head and i think had a few more shots in it...

Beetle Juice
1 oz Vodka
1 oz Melon Liqueur
1 oz Blue Curacao
1 oz Raspberry Schnapps
1 oz Cranberry Juice
Sour Mix
Pineapple
Cherry
In a tall mixing glass with ice pour the vodka on the bottom. Then fill the glass 3/4 full with sour mix. Pour in the rest of the ingredients one at a time. Garnish with pineapple spear and cherry

here it is...also, you may want to do a search on google. i know ive seen tons of sites with such things. knock yourself out deary.

damn i m lost when it comes to this....

my current favorite...a shot of creme de cacao topped with baileys...get a bartender's black book...it's an amazing thing

Anyone here like Scotch? Try the Rusty Nail..

Rocks glass, build on ice

1 oz scotch
1/2 oz drambuie
stir

What the hell is the point? Not only does it have what is probably the most disgusting mix of flavors, but it only has 1/3 of a can of beer in it...

Even more disgusting is a drink called the Cement Mixer.....I think it has Bailey's Irish Creme and Vodka (or something); the cream congeals on the bottom, and you basically chew the end......


BLEH!!!!!!!!!!!

southern confort and lime. MMMMMMMMMMMMM!

ROCKY MOUNTAIN BEAR FUCKER

1/3 Jack Daniels

1/3 Tequila

1/3 Sambucca

SMURF PISS
1/2 Blue Curacao

1/4 Vodka

1/4 milk

Shake and pour

SCICILLIAN KISS
1/2 Southern Comfort

1/2 Amereto

stir and pour

LYNCHBERG LEMMONADE
1/2 Jack Daniels

1/2 Tripple Sec

Lime juice

7 Up

Build in tall glass

COCCAINE ( for Amanda Lammle!!!!!)

1/3 Grand Marnier

1/3 Tequila

1/3 Kahluha

Milk

Coke

Build in rocks glass


BLOW JOB

1/3 Baileys

1/3 Creme de Banana

1/3 Creme de Cacao

layer in shot glass, add whipped cream to top. Drinker puts both hands behind back and bends downs and tilts head back. This is the female version. The male version is called MUFF DIVER and is served in a martini glass! Ultimate birthday shooter!!!!!!

PRARIE FIRE ( not for the weak)

1/2 tequila

1/4 Hot Sauce ( we used "Praire Fire" brand tabasco")

1/4 Westchestershire sauce

Shake and pour

LEMMON DROP

1 oz Absolut Lemmon Vodka

1 sugar coated lemmon wedge

1 oz. over proof Rum

Pour Vodka in shot glass, place lemmon wedge on top. Drink 1 oz of over proff rum , ingnite a lighter or match spit out rum into flame and on to drink ( fire breathing!!!!) Lemmon will catch fire let it burn out and drink Vodka