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Don't you just hate it when.... - 04-30-02

...your shoelaces fray at the ends and you tape them with duct tape but they just keep on getting worse?

Your turn.


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Don't you just hate it when... - 04-30-02

you are trying to impress a pretty girl and you laugh at her jokes, but you laugh so hard that snot comes outta your nose!

Damm I hated being 5



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Don't you just hate it when - 04-30-02

You wake up in the morning and try to take a piss but you get a split stream and hit everything but the toilet.


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You just manage to get to the toilet and pull your pants down, it drops into the toilet water and splashes your arse.


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Re: Don't you just hate it when - 04-30-02

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You wake up in the morning and try to take a piss but you get a split stream and hit everything but the toilet.

lol fuck yeah!!!

mom hates cleaning that up
  
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04-30-02

When random people run up and smack your ass as hard as they can, and scream at you the words "GO TEAM!"


That's my ass thank you!


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04-30-02

*runs past*

GO TEAM!!!!

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04-30-02

when stupid people breathe


Forgiveness? That's between you and your God. I'm just here to make sure that you keep your appointment.

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04-30-02

when stupid people breed.


You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.

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04-30-02

Don't you hate it....

When those parts start to thaw because Winter is over.....



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04-30-02

how hotmail keeps asking me to re enter my password like a broken record.....


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04-30-02

When people ask for your number, wait for you to word it out and then tell you to hold so that they can get a pen.


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04-30-02

i usually ask if they have a bit paper and pen ready before giving them my number.......


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04-30-02

When people try to make sense and can't explain themselves fully.


And what Crypt and Water said.

Oh, and retarded posts get me burning too..



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don't you just hate it when.... - 04-30-02

beauty won't let my donkey insert his swollen member into her asshole? god... i hate that.



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Don't you just hate it when.... - 04-30-02

Someone completely repulsive tries to kiss you all the time and you almost gag?


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04-30-02

when life seems its out to get you


*I can't control what's about to happen , to you or anybody else around . These consiquences must take action , the only problem is you run . From this death your future fate fuker , blood shed is your only way out , of this self afflicting curse . You've set the course I'm just the judge.*
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04-30-02

Don't you hate it when...

...newbies want to share the tragedy of their lives with everyone else as soon as they join?


Attack one of the underground...
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                        ...attack them all.
  
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Dont you just hate it when... - 04-30-02

You are giving a guy head to get him hard before sex, so you can HAVE sex... and he shoots his load before you even get a chance to fuck?


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04-30-02

Guys hate that too...

...well at least the ones that actually intend to pleasure you.


Attack one of the underground...
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