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Don't have kids - 11-08-04

Or else this will happen.

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Everytime I see that commercial, I lmao. Sorry if most of you guys have seen this, couldnt resist posting it.
  
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11-08-04

i don't trust your juju fruit......1 post, to a link....i smell the faint odor of soliciting shit....what, you soliciting this cite for? huh? HUH?! YOU SUCK!!!! faggot


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11-08-04

I'd have kicked the little fooker in the nuts...



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That little bastard would have been beaten to death.
  
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11-08-04

my momma showed me this commercial one day at work...
  
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11-08-04

i fucking hate kids. abortions for all!
  
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11-08-04

*Is Pro-Life*
  
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i fucking hate kids. abortions for all!
mhmm...
  
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11-08-04

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*Is Pro-Life*

I'm Pro-No-Goddamn-Children. I was hoping we wouldn't disagree on that, because I was planning on marrying you *sigh*
  
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11-08-04

awe, poor (anti)
  
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*Is Pro-Life*

Next you'll be telling us you don't swallow either



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I'm Pro-No-Goddamn-Children. I was hoping we wouldn't disagree on that, because I was planning on marrying you *sigh*
Perhaps we can agree to disagree, get married, and you can get fixed so that we don't produce children?
  
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Next you'll be telling us you don't swallow either
Okay, first of all, I do swallow. It seems like a waste not to.

Secondly... why is it so hard to believe that I am Pro-Life?
  
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11-08-04

Depends on your view of Pro-Life....


Personally I think many an abortion would have made a better person than myself...


...but I still think we could do with a damm sight more of them, especially when it comes to Republicans...



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Ah. I see.
  
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11-08-04

You people are all missing out. Kids give you purpose in life. I have a daughter, and 3 stepchildren.
  
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11-08-04

I guess I'd be Pro-Life too if'd they only ban idiots from procreating....



...seems any asshole can have a child these days



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11-08-04

Im not ready for kids. Im 18 for heavens sake! So for now, I shall take my pills and the like...
  
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Im not ready for kids. Im 18 for heavens sake! So for now, I shall take my pills and the like...

*Readies bottle of Gin and a rusty coat-hanger wire just in case...*



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