Kids only gave you a purpose in life because you have no purpose in life as in individual. In layman's terms, you SUCK.

What's easier to snip-snip: vas deferens or fallopian tubes?

no more kids from either of my parents - thank goodness. momma gets to hold a baby...its scary, always gotta tell her "NO ADOPTIONS"

Its not about what is easier. Its about the fact that I don't want a snip snip. I've already had surgery once in my life... its your turn.

I had a friend who wanted to get that done. the guys fucking 19! doctors wont let him do it

If he is 19, he's considered an adult as far as the law is concerned. I'd think he could sue them or something.

probably, but Im just sayin...19! how can he be so sure about that when he's still so young?

No shit! I remember back in the day when I was a mere 19. I haven't even done half of the shit I said I was going to do. I agree that 19 is way too young to decide such a thing - I was just saying that it is legal for him to do so.

Yea...Im just glad he hasnt. He's an interesting character though...

Fine. BUT, you have to pamper me during my recovery.

That would truly be my pleasure as I am submissive.

What the fuck?... What do you mean don't have kids??? Fucking typical!!! Now they tell me!! Bahhhhstards!!!!!

You must have missed the earlier memo. That bites.

Yeah tell me about it.... I miss everything... Someone also should have told me not to dispose of marbles by sticking them up my nose... I only heard that from a fucking stupid cartoon not so long back... This sucks...

*Pats Lenina on the back hoping that the marbles will come shooting out*

It never works... My brain matter most probably consists of.... *Does the math* ... 674,463 marbles since the last one pushed up there last week... I think thats why I have such a great personality.... I fucking do and any lip from ANYONE is going to result in a swift kick in the marbles....

In the marbles or the nads? If its the nads then I can give you lip and not get kicked since I don't have nads! Yay for me!

Amazing. Not only has Len not lost her marbles, she has more of them in there than anyone else in the world.

Where the Hell is Guiness when you need them!? (No - not the beer, you lush!)

I never lost them... I stored them up there so I knew where they were... Beat that boyo!!!

And Abi, just pretend you have bollocks okay... I was punning... Don't kill my punny thing...