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DM's Early Morning Cafe - 12-13-01

Okay, kiddies, you know the drill... coffee, coffeecake, fraps, caps, expressoes, muffins, cookies, biscotti, licks, hot mad plant sex...you name it...I also make mean scrambled eggs (and I mean mean in a good way). So, what'll it be?


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12-13-01

How but cigarettes, thats all I want in the morning to go with my caffeine



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12-13-01

well since i'm off to sleep i'll take a large screwdriver with 3 drops of tobasco sauce and wish you all a good dawn!


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Aw damn am I in need of some food... - 12-13-01

I really need somthing sweet, I don't know though...DM you know best!

You put it in front of me I'll eat it DM.


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12-13-01

*shuffles the kids into the playroom and heads for the smokers section*


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Re: DM's Early Morning Cafe - 12-13-01

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Okay, kiddies, you know the drill... coffee, coffeecake, fraps, caps, expressoes, muffins, cookies, biscotti, licks, hot mad plant sex...you name it...I also make mean scrambled eggs (and I mean mean in a good way). So, what'll it be?
Irish coffee for me, thank you.


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I just can’t keep it inside
I’ve gotta say what I wanna say
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12-13-01

*dumps a huge heapin' plate of grits, scrapple, and cornbread next to Solace, plunking a glass of pulpy orange juice* 'ere you go. *licks*



*hmphs* No smoking sections. It affects the taste of the food.


*tsks, shaking head at the kids these days...*


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*dumps a huge heapin' plate of grits, scrapple, and cornbread next to Solace, plunking a glass of pulpy orange juice* 'ere you go. *licks*

Oh my god...pulpy orange juice is the only orange juice I like...Dammit DM where does your oh so perfactness stop?

Mmm cornbread, I be eaten like a brotha ta day yo!

Damn you DM...your so great!

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12-13-01

What? No smoking section? Oh dear Lord, why?


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Propably because there are too many kids around.


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...but who brings kids into the smoking section..?


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This is DARK FORUM, remember?


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...but since when did Dark mean inconsiderate..? Kids don't belong in smoking sections...that's why we have playrooms and sitters...lol


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Now that i am minorly unpissed....
The usual, this time make sure that damned coffee machine ISN'T possessed like the last one we had.
  
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12-13-01

yawn, morning all, cup of tea please.

*rubs eyes and blinks a few times*

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12-13-01

*gets everyone their drinks*


What's this about possessed cappucino machines?


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The last one we had....It came to life and spewed forth coffee in the form of some tpye of goo, took 3 weeks to get it cleaned off the walls.

*goes to reserved corner and sips coffee*
  
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yay Its raining here this morning.. pretty hard too.. I love rainy mornings..
  
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*blinks*


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12-13-01

hey the coffee machine in my office did that too! It just exploded while noone was in the room and I walked in to find everything covered in muddy brown mess.

Must be a travelling evil coffee spirit.
  
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