I was looking for my Pen.. and a girl said.. "its up your ass".. and I said "how do you know.. did you put it there?"

So did I win?

it depends on the chick.

Why would she say that, dosnt she like you?
I think you won agenst her, unfortinatly she probially wont say anything good about you to her friends.

shes a friend she was being an idiot.. as a joke

In that case you won.

is she una hottie?

Yes.

you won.

haha, you're a funny man garg!

as for me, i woulda bent over and said "oh great, can you get it out for me?"

A better come back would have been, "Yeah, your mother put it there."

you have a thing for mothers, it would seem...

it would seem so yes...

Insulting a persons mother is not longer original. Shotdownstar's response is the best choice.

how about: "No, I just checked." ?

There are few things finer than a well timed mother joke. Anyone who says otherwise has no sense of humor.

Of course, seeing as this is darkforum... I'm already well aware that nobody has a sense of humor (except heathen).

*Gives fr0g a reach around*

I will admit that a possible contributing factor consist of the fact that Shotdownstar is also a very attractive woman and I like the idea of her bending over in front of me.

yeah, and I'd like to do it to her mom!


(This is a classic example of a poorly timed mother joke and deserves ridicule.)

Would you like my line better if I told you I had a very pretty penis?

yes especially considering my mom *shudder*

don't get me wrong...she had her day but....