hahahaha.....yeah, i dunno.....guys ain't my thing.....but a lot of gay dudes always fucking hit on me and i'm just like yep......

LoL, sounds fun. I don't think girls ever hit on me.......sometimes someone will tell me a friend of theirs (who is a girl, of course) likes me, and I have to bear the news that I'm not interested...... it's funny, cuz they freak out and don't believe me.

ha........man, i remember this one dude was very animent about showing me his dick-piercing, so he wips it out and is all like...."Look at it!".....later that night, he gives me his phone number......i was like, "Hell no!".....he was ugly anyway.......

and then i have to contend with my best friend, who's getting married, yet is in the closet, and has a deep infatuation and sexual attraction for me......jeez.....no wonder i've been single for four fucking yrs.....i know....1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10+ gays and lesbians.....gah!

LoL, wow......I don't think I'd argue with getting a look at a prince albert.....
then again, if it was a chick with a clit piercing................. *shudder* Haha, phone number...... I don't think I've ever been offered a phone number...... I should sneak into a goth club and sit at the bar for 5 hours......... mmm......vodka........

Heh, sounds like fun.... I used to be infatuated with a friend of mine, but he's since pissed me off and I don't really give a shit anymore.
4 years? Wow..... (no offence) I hope I don't have to go that long single........ then again, I've still got my right hand.......

dude it sux....but itz ohio, y'know.....

Ohio?? Where?! *looks around suspiciously*......oh, I get it now.......lol. My best friend lives over there. She says it sucks..... I believe her. lol... she says its the Christian capital of the world? Sounds scary........

christian capital eh? not really.....i mean, the scattered farm towns sure, but the more industirous regions are just plain ole' white trash

White trash is funny. Especially running circles around them.....what was I just thinking? Fuck........*yawn* Bitchin.......

So is veritas truth or great?

magna = mighty
est = is
veritas = truth

elephantus = elephant
ego = I
est = is (am)

the sentence structures are weird and I don't have a Latin class/teacher, so all I know about Latin is what I read in the Idiot's guide when I stop by Walden's...... it's an idiot's guide because I'm too stupid to buy the fuckin' thing......