Okay, heres the plan... I think that one of us on here would do alot better than Kerry or Bush (my 7 month old daughter or my 3 year old son could do better than Bush) so I say that we should vote someone on DF to be president of the USA!

Not literally, I just want to know everyones plan on how much better they would be than the President...

So far I think the leading candidates for President would be (antihero), Wicked Lady and of course Me.

Im winning by one vote... I voted for myself and if you think thats not allowed then tough shit!

Anyway, I think I would make a good president because I would think of the elderly... I would make a jungle gym for the elderly and I would have plastic surgery free to all that is ugly!!!

whoa, whoa, whoa....fuck that lenina.....you, wicked lady, and anti-hero?! come the fuck on!!!!!!!

a. fuck anti-hero....even if he were to run, you think anyone here at DF would vote for his ass?!

b. wicked lady....ok, that one i give ya....

c. you? ha! you too cute....

d. what about some of the others? like synikul....or spaceghost? or sphyre? or me for that matter?! WHAT ABOUT ME?! i hate you

Do you think Synikul would get the minority vote?

um.....i dunno....i'd be inclined to hear his campaign....more so than anti's and lenina's...

actually i should be president, arnold schwarzeneggar would be my vice president then id fuck the shit out of like 80 interns, get impeached, and ARNOLD WOULD RULE THE WORLD!

nah....no, you're not even allowed to run for senate.....move on

This should've been a poll. I would've voted for my WickedLady without a second's hesitation. *wants a WickedLady for President sticker*

yeah.....so far, i'm inclined to say that Wicked Lady should be the left, and Synikul the right......those should be the two candidates.....

Wicked Lady vs' Synikul

now....who for the green party? howz about ME!!!!! yeeee......

Listed d00d! I will tell you why antihero is being elected

A. That guy can be VEY charismatic (smartass counts as charasmatic and if anyone has a problem they can kiss my charasmatic arsehole)

B. Hes smart which is what we need... Somone above the IQ of Bush and Kerry.

C. America never had a sexy president... Now you can, if you vote for antihero.

Wicked lady was elected because

A. She can handle anyone

B. She has a sense of humour (which America is lacking)

C. Alcohol makes her roudy! Just drop a bottle of vodka into a debate and there you have it, an istant victory for Wicked Lady.

I should be elected because

A. I present myself well. (Who else do you know that can pull off wearing pink and orange?)

B. I can tell anyone to go fuck themselves and then tell the world that I said it afterwards instead of covering it up with bullshit... Hell I will even tell the people to go fuck themselves if I wanted because I would be president and I rule over those fucks so there!!!

C. I will think about the working class and the middle and upper classes can give others money insead of being greedy fucks! I would fucking ROCK!!!!

wait....no, fuck that.....i wanna be VP.....or the first man......sumtin....yeah....yeah.....

How does that work? First Man? First Husband?

My vote would be for Crypt - a guy who tells it like it is and doesn't give a fuck if you like it or not.

faggots

You can't! I thought of it first and I say who runs for president... I also take bribes so if you want Synikul to be voted then you have to pay me!

no....fuck anti...

i say Wicked Lady is good to go.....

and you.....psht.....you're sweet and all, but yeah....just be sweet okay?

what we need is someone who's assertive and can take control.....anti just screams "YOU SUCK" (in a manner of speaking)....he can't gain control, all he can do is be aggressive....and so, peeps here either 1) take offense to him; or 2) laugh at/with him....

now Wicked Lady is all "YOU!!!! YOU FUCKIN' SUCK!!!!" and when peeps try to argue, she basically makes them want to kill theirselves later....she's got the assertiveness and the attitude and the control......and she's hot...

as for Synikul.....well, we need a republican candidate and i think he's ideal.....and, he's got the balls to tell people they fuckin' suck....and, he's from ohio (REPRESENT!) and so i know he's got the attitude and assertiveness to say words like nigger and jew-cunt when needed.....

so.....i say the nominees should be Wicked Lady and Synikul......you Lenina can have the green party....or perhaps VP for Wicked....but i'ma be the first-man ya hear me!!!! ME!!!!!

you be quiet

If I were king of America:

Put the army on the southern border, then go ahead with the Bush plan for guest workers, after modifying the 14th ammendment so that only children born to citizens get automatic citizenship.

Transfer a full battery of Minuteman ICBMs to Taiwan and Japan. Tell them it's their job to keep China, and N. Korea in check.

Massive increase in defense spending. Bring the Navy up to 600 ships. That should create a hell of a lot of jobs.

Withdraw from the NAFTA and WTO treaties. Craft free trade agreements with individual nations that have similar standards of living to our own.

Eliminate corporate taxes. Use a flat 10% rate on individual income taxes.

Impose a huge tarriff on imported goods, except oil.

Speaking of oil, tell the state governments of Florida and California to get over themselves and start drilling off the coasts of those states. Open up all of Alaska to oil exploration. Cut the treehugger red tape and start building new refineries.

Massive gov't funding to research for an alternative to oil.

Non-citizen Muslims...BUH-BYE!!!! Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.

Illegal immigrant round-up....BUH-BYE!!! Come back when you get your guest worker card.

Liberate Cuba.

My solution for terrorism: I would appear on world TV in a press conference from the inside of a Peacekeeper missle silo. (those are the big ones that Reagan built)
"See this missle behind me. It carries 10 nuclear warheads. Every one of them is targeted on Mecca. One more terrorist attack, just one more fucking terrorist attack, and Mecca is reduced to a smouldering pit. Don't fuck with me."

After the jobs start coming online from the trade and gov't spending, eliminate welfare. The only gov't payout would be to people who are so severly disabled that they can't even get out of bed.

Legalize all drugs, drop the legal age to purchase alcohol and drugs to 18.

America would get out of the UN, and I'd kick the UN out of America. I'd even send a battalion or two of Marines up to New York to help them pack.




That's the first 30 second political ad. I'll think of more later.

Well... If he offeres then I might...

Of course! We agree on something...

Just sweet? HA! Im not sweet... I created a revolution on DF (Well not just me... I think my emplyees would be the ones that were involved...)

Antihero is ideal for the job.

And Im not? Hmmm... You definately need to bribe me now...

I don't want no racsism in this... Synikul would put all his reliegious bullshit in there and it would become a dictatorship... Im afraid for my children... And my childrens children.

I would be happy being the VP... But then... I would do much better as president so suck my imaginary dick ... Once Im president... I will bring back the electric chair!!! Mahahahaha!!!

i like it.....except for this i don't agree with this because you tell Taiwan and Japan to keep China in check, China isn't gonna like this, and then you might start an international war with a country with the largest military and the second fastest growing economy....scurry.....