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11-04-04

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thatz not fair!!!!!

and that right there is why you shan't run for president....you corrupt....you cheat....you riggin' the election!!!!!

thatz it....i'm the campaignin' manager....itz the campaignin' manager who really wins the election anyway!!!!!
SO I would make a perfect President of America then...

My vote is still with antihero though... Anti honey... We are talking about you running for president of America not DF... Personally, I think you would make a great president... Thats why my vote is with you...



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My election, my rules!!! And if your not careful, I will have to bring back fire torture too...
Fire torture! Great idea! I forgot that.
  
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11-04-04

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If you didn't know I was male, my PM box would probably already be littered with love notes from your standardless ass. Don't get me started on talking about who would or wouldn't vote for you... let's just say that it would involve about 8 girls under the age of 18, and everyone else in your sexual predator support group.

I don't want to be anyone's president, because I don't want to represent the population of Darkforum in any way. We need a president who can truly identify with the common DFer, and since I hate bad poetry and Bettie Page, I don't think I can. You could probably identify every DFer's genitalia by scent alone, but I'd hardly call you an adequate representative of the DF community. I personally think you should be the Secretary of Unemployment, what with the Philosophy degree and all...
With the skill at diplomacy that you display here, you're my Secretary Of State.
  
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11-04-04

While this all sounds like fun I also have another voice in the back of my mind shouting: "Jesus H. Tapdancing Motherfucking Christ! After what we just went through in out last election you sick sadistic bastards want to have another one!"

In spite of that I'm thinking that I'd like to see these people on the ballot.

Myself, Jordyn and Dyshade, I feel that Anti-hero would do well in some political position besides president. The fact that he knows his own limits says a lot in his favor. Any of the Brits who like to post on here are also included, I'm thinking of Redmeat and Peter. (To bad that couldn't actually work since they're not citizens although if they were they probably wouldn't be as worthy and wouldn't be on my ballot in the first place)

My position on some of our current problems: Our political system is rife with corruption so that would be one of my first jobs. Maybe annexing the south would help. Civil rights have to be further protected and there are far more important things for our nation to be concerned with rather than homosexuality and abortion rights.
My solution for poverty would be to set up local run organizations that would first determine when, where and how to best help the poor. Following up with programs to get them motivated into joining the work-force or becoming self-reliant rather than just throwing money at them. I have faith in capitalism but at the same time it needs to be more balanced. Checks and balances are required for organizations that grow overwhelmingly large and powerful. This can lead to a state as oppressive as government run communism and needs to be stopped in order to encourage greater economic diversity, solidarity and freedom for entreprenuars to flourish. Finally I would begin mandating the research and use of alternative means of energy.
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11-04-04

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probably wouldn't be as worthy and wouldn't be on my ballot in the first place
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Dyshade it is then.


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11-04-04

Im still voting antihero.



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11-05-04

Eh... I dunno. I could make Darkforum fun, but more than fun is needed when it comes to running an e-country. We mustn't forget the extreme amounts of needless drama and unnecessary rules that are also essential.

As Synikul suggested, I'd much rather be the Secretary of State... or better yet, the Secretary of Complacency.
  
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11-05-04

At this rate it sounds like you'll be dragged kicking and screaming to your post like a sacrificial offering.


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If you didn't know I was male, my PM box would probably already be littered with love notes from your standardless ass. Don't get me started on talking about who would or wouldn't vote for you... let's just say that it would involve about 8 girls under the age of 18, and everyone else in your sexual predator support group.

I don't want to be anyone's president, because I don't want to represent the population of Darkforum in any way. We need a president who can truly identify with the common DFer, and since I hate bad poetry and Bettie Page, I don't think I can. You could probably identify every DFer's genitalia by scent alone, but I'd hardly call you an adequate representative of the DF community. I personally think you should be the Secretary of Unemployment, what with the Philosophy degree and all...
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i wanna be on the well-cums commitee.....yeeees......that i do


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I bet your greasy ass $500 that I could get at least one person to vote for me. You game?
Sixxx owes you $500 I already voted for you... Its my election anyway so I might just forget all that bullshit and make you president anyway... Thats if sixxx is so determined that you don't get voted... It makes my day to see at least one person on DF miserable...



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hey!!!!!! i didn't agree on no bet....

make me miserable eh? well hell, thatz easy....play some rap music


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11-05-04

i'd vote for dyshade...

lenina is not american enough to be president(that's a compliment, and america has some stupid rules ), anti hero hates me...wicked lady would be a perfect vice president...if dyshade is for some reason removed from office, she gets to rule anyhow...so it'd be a win/win situation.

but i do seriously agree anyone is better than bush.



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11-05-04

hmmm....

Even though I'm new on DF I'd say that the future president would have to posses three qualities (I've mentioned this before elsewhere):

1) Open-Minded (Anyone "ruling" a diverse population should here the pleas of all, as long as logic is tied into the "plea")

2) Intelligent (Ability to make decisions using things like "fact" and "deductive reasoning) NOT: "This foriegn policy stuff is kinda complicated" - G.W. Bush

Philisophical (Always pondering the possible betterment of society)

That's about all I've got, except I like (anti-hero)'s witty remarks,
and I don't think we'd have to worry about religious impairment when
he makes decisions.

So, if my vote counts, and if we're still voting, go ANTI-HERO.

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11-05-04

I already considered myself the president. But if you kids wanna play, that's peachy keen with me.

My Platform:

I figure we gotta keep some illegals in America. I need my nails done. And English-speaking nail techs suck. Everyone knows this. I've said it before. And I maintain. So yeah. Wicked for President. (antihero) can be my intern.


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11-05-04

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whoa, whoa, whoa....fuck that lenina.....you, wicked lady, and anti-hero?! come the fuck on!!!!!!!

a. fuck anti-hero....even if he were to run, you think anyone here at DF would vote for his ass?!

b. wicked lady....ok, that one i give ya....

c. you? ha! you too cute....

d. what about some of the others? like synikul....or spaceghost? or sphyre? or me for that matter?! WHAT ABOUT ME?! i hate you
Are you saying I'm not cute?


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wicked's beautiful
  
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I'm cuter.


Thanks. Find out exactly what to think, next.

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Eventually, I'm going to make a "Wicked Lady for President" banner to stick in my sig....


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Eventually, I'm going to make a "Wicked Lady for President" banner to stick in my sig....

I rather like that idea. And heya, crypt honey. *smooch*

Peter.. I'm so way cuter.


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