Im not voting for you... I have children to think about.... Anyway its nice to know you have a dream... I will renounce my election status if antihero becomes president.

oh Lenina, Lenina...i like ya, i just don't think you president material....nor anti for that matter....besides, like i said, who here is gonna vote for anti? why have a candidate no one would want to vote for?

Wicked Lady will get some votes......Synikul will argue hiw way for votes.....

you Lenina, you so cute........you should aim for VP

as for me....i'm too.....i dunno.....i don't think anyone would vote for me either.....thatz why i'ma use my marriage license to wicked to become The First Husband......once there, i plan to sleep all day in the Lincoln bedroom and try and un-cover who really shot Kennedy.....oh, and of course i'd like send can goods and stuff to one of those skinny-boned-big-head-children countries....

Besides... What if someone has a baby over there and is not an american citizen? What will you do then? Throw the mother out and keep the child there?

I would vote for antihero.... I would vote for me too and Im not cute DAMNIT!!!! Im a bitch! Ask my ex...Where the fuck is Peter anyway? Hes my Right hand man... He IS going to be president one day!!! For now though he can be my ministry of defence... He also rocks...

you can't vote twice you nit-wit.......

and um.......bitch or not, you still cute.....*coochie coochie coo*

My election, my rules!!! And if your not careful, I will have to bring back fire torture too...

i'm afraid it don't work like that....it isn't "YOUR" election 'cuz you don't rule the free-world......the people have the power....yay! for people eh?

and um....aren't you in Canada or sum shit? or am i mistaken?

but um......fire torture.....hehehehe.....you too cute.....

You automatically have a criminal record so you can't vote.... Mahaha! HA!

thatz not fair!!!!!

and that right there is why you shan't run for president....you corrupt....you cheat....you riggin' the election!!!!!

thatz it....i'm the campaignin' manager....itz the campaignin' manager who really wins the election anyway!!!!!

If you didn't know I was male, my PM box would probably already be littered with love notes from your standardless ass. Don't get me started on talking about who would or wouldn't vote for you... let's just say that it would involve about 8 girls under the age of 18, and everyone else in your sexual predator support group.

I don't want to be anyone's president, because I don't want to represent the population of Darkforum in any way. We need a president who can truly identify with the common DFer, and since I hate bad poetry and Bettie Page, I don't think I can. You could probably identify every DFer's genitalia by scent alone, but I'd hardly call you an adequate representative of the DF community. I personally think you should be the Secretary of Unemployment, what with the Philosophy degree and all...

Oh, and Goddess bless the Darkforum of America.

Please vote for me....


My first order of the day would be to Nuke the Middle East completely and then any country that pissed me off including certain parts of the US if they didn't stay in line....

Secondly I would legalise drugs and just let you all get high and then change the constitution to allow myself to be re-elected as many times as I liked cos you would be all too stoned to care...

Next I would legalise the ownership of handguns for angsty teens...... oh wait, didn't you guys do that already?

I'm pretty sure pets are allowed to have guns in the US now.

i'm with Rich... "None of the Above"

I bet your greasy ass $500 that I could get at least one person to vote for me. You game?

I think I would make a good president for the following reasons :

1) All law enforcement types would have to dress in a mandatory Superhero costume.

2) Cartoons,Candy,and movies.

He's got a point,there.

Ahem....


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Please vote for me....

Also....


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Also I'll make Bestiality legal in all states so that no