I bet God feels like the most desired man in existence, since women scream his name more than any other man's name while having sex. It's not even by accident; she never apologizes to the other guy afterward.

Are you kidding? I'd scream "donuts!" if I got off......I don't care.

How is/was Seattle?

Who says God's a man? I mean what you said is screwed up, but it could easily turn into a recipe for some sexy lesbo action if we were to go with the idea that God's a chick..

This is true. As long as God isnt a shemale or a horse, I'm comfortable.

I got 12 minutes to kill, so I'm gonna throw in my deep thoughts.

I feel stupid moaning a guy's name. I mean.. I used to date this guy named Willis. Can you imagine moaning "Williiiiiiiiiiiiis, Williiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis. Whatchoo talkin bout, ohhhhh yeahhhh...".

Nope, WL--that's just so many levels of wrong, it boggles the mind.

I say, just to be funny, scream different things at different times....like, "Oh waffles! You're sooooo good muffin!" and all kinds of stuff.

I'll have to use that eventually.......whenever.

or not?

yes, let us not debate the gender of "God"...AND - yes, shemales "scare" me too

okay, I could say some better stuff but I still havent started to study yet and I should...moo

True, that debate is stupid, seeing as how God is obviously genderless.

Why do we women call out 'oh God'??

I dont know...I dont...

i like it better when you call out, "oh, Satan" \m/

umm...

see, it's posts like that that make me wonder whether or not God even exists.

why bother wondering? just live and be happy

Because if God doesn't exist, then that means that we all have to hang out in the same place when we die. And I don't want to hang out with the bastards who would normally be going to hell, i.e. everyone I don't like.

who said we "hang out" anywhere when we die? isnt a lot of this sort of theoretical and based merely on faith? blah

stupid geometry wasting my time

all religion is based on faith, which is why religion can still be followed despite its ridiculously contradictory and sometimes unhealthy nature.

is it bad that I lack faith?

no. i lack faith too. "Faith" is defined as "I know it makes no sense and is ridiculous, but I'll believe in it because I'm afraid to not believe in it."