Apparently a small group of lovelies that haunt the "Looking for a Friend" board are hoping, PRAYING for my death. They seem to have some crazy notion that I'm a......BITCH.....
(don't know how they got THAT idea.) So being the dark, yet trendy gal that I am, I'm inviting everyone to come up with some innovative ways that the children could kill me. Nothing boring, my chickens. It has to be....special. Perhaps this will give them some decent ideas, because I doubt they have the intellect to come up with anything on their own.

For reference purposes, their death wishes are carefully announced in the "Looking for a Friend" board, under Lyte's thread "SIGN MY PETITION".

*sigh* And if anyone out there wants me to live, feel free to include that as well. I'm giving you all free license.

Ouch, guys. That hurts....

Eh I respect you for your intelligence, So I don't want you to die.

How about collectively ignoring you so you wither and die from lack of attention?

It wouldn't work Alliance. I have a knack for worming my way into any conversation.

Well in that case, i just recommend a thirty-aught-six

Decent suggestion. But there's something to be said for the old-fashioned double-barreled shotgun. I have six brothers, and it's their gun of choice....

They could put you in a small box, gag you and then starve you to death and poke you with sticks

But seriously I don't want you to die, I like you

SilverNymph***

Don't die; if you do, I'll be like, "shit," only it'll be more drawn out and dramatic-like, and I'll be all sad and what not If you don't know how much I enjoy your presence by now, I must be speaking Arabic. You go, girl.

And also there is no reason for you to die. A bunch of hypocrital bitches along with an idiot who's stupid enough to leave his life in OUR hands have no power to try and kill you off. Only the gods of darkness may decree that sort of thing, But I doubt they ever will

I kept (antihero) in a box for a very long time. He sat on my shelf and listened to Paula Abdul for days on end. I didn't feed him or give him water. I didn't let him shower, only hosed him down once a week. I poked him a lot, just because I'm a dirty girl. And still he didn't die. But then again, I'm not as perfect as (antihero). DAMN MY IMPERFECTION!!!

Ohh come on now where is all of the originality???? a 30.06, a shot gun or starvation man these are so exciting

now personally i have read some of your post Ms. Lady and frankly i admire your truthfullness of any situation. So just for the hell of it let me have the first real crack at agiving you a somewhat original send off to what ever lies beyond::::::::

(this is some what long so bear with me)
first off i would find out where you live and watch you and your family (if any) for a week or so to find your daily patterns then on a night when no one is there break in and hide out in the closet,basement,attic or under the bed untill every one is asleep the while you are in dreamland i would cloroform you so you would not wake up while i worked. while you are a sleep i would tie your limbs to each corner of the bed and then tie you around the waist to the whole bed so you could not skirm around and put in a gag so you would not make a sound after that i would inbed fishing hooks into your body one on each side starting at your collar bone and work my way down to your pelvis(of course i should point out you are naked this whole time)alternating to each side of out torso and then i would tie fishing line to each hook and have them go to rings in the floor so that the lines will not just pull out willy-nilly and have them long enought o tie them to the door and i would make sure you were awake before i left so you could experience the pleasure of hving the flesh peeled off your bones and as i leave after making sureyou knew who did this to you i would exit the room and make sure the line was snuglly fastened to the door so when the next family member came to your door they would hear you making gurgling sounds and they would be so worried that they would not bother to check the door and they would open it all the way causeing the line to pull on the hooks, which would pull across your body causeing a hellish site and beautiful nightmares to whoever opened the door.

but hey thats just me and it's not that i don't like you or anything just fulfilling what you asked other then that i don't have an opinion either way. and i have read MS. Lytes' triade and i'm not impressed
well anyway there you go have fun and have a day!

That "no water" policy really sucked ass. I just hoarded a bottle of unmarked drain cleaner that I found in your cabinet and drank a little every day., which would explain all the pretty colors and lights I saw.

I think you just want to imagine me naked, Oblivion. But no matter. I used to tease (antihero) when he lived in my box. You know, shaking my ass, bringing my friends over for mass masturbation. That kind of thing....

And by the way, Oblivion, THAT was very disgusting. *pinches cheek* I'm so proud of you....

Note the sad face...

If you die wicked then I'll have no reason to continue coming to this board... also it would make me sad (a rare occurence, I can assure you).

So don't die.

Otherwise I'll hunt down those Looking for a friend bitches and murder them all.

When i plan murders, i go for effiency rather than creativity, it's a shortcoming of mine.

Viva la Wicked Lady!!!

*kisses John Preston* You're the best, JP. And I'm sorry for bitching at you in my "Inevitable Decline" thread. I don't know if you read that or not...

trust me my imagination is not a good place to plant an image


aaaawwwwwww!

and AOCM don't get my wrong i'm all for makeing sure when you kill some one they die but sometimes you just have to express yourself creatively[sp] plus it gives the cops and the news something to do other than bust weed users

I don't care if you bitch at me constantly... I shall still like/love (don't know since it's online and I'm not good with love anyways) you...

If one can't handle being bitched at, then one must get away from all women with intelligence.