I'm coming home for Christmas!!! Driving 12 hours in a crappy car with no heat to spend the holidays with you! Wait til you see what I got you. You'll love it.

Love,
Meaghan (your loving daughter)




Dear Meaghan,

Sorry. Your stepdad and I are spending Christmas in Costa Rica. Go visit your father.

Love,
Mom (heartless hippie)

Is that true? Damn... you should cut her head off.

Your family sucks. Come visit me; we can buy a few Rebel flags and some fertilizer, and make you feel right at home.

Yep. It's true. I could head up to my Daddy's house. But I don't wanna!

You can spend it up here with me, have a real New England Xmas the way theyre supposed ot be

























really really reaaaaaally cold.

I was kinda thinking I'd go somewhere. Like a little vacation. But I called around to a few places and friggin' EVERYONE is booked solid. Maybe I'll just go to Vegas. Shack up with some oily high-roller.

Crash your moms costa rican event.

that's what i'd do.

Cuz you a mommas boy! ohhhhhh snap!

hahaha

I'm not invited. I asked.

i've got some oily friends in vegas you can shack up with.

Like I said man, you can just stay with me. Its cold so we will have to stay in bed most of the time

Ew.

you say gay and fag a lot lot

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You're welcome to come over here, it's just me and the old man, but I'm making the works (Don't get the kids this year until Friday).

What assholes-

I'm sorry for you.

That is really sadening. Try to enjoy the holidays anyway!

That could have come straight from a chrismas drama movie... Sad