I'm a newbie. Please eat me. And while you are savouring the taste of my flesh, tell me what you think is better - virtual relationships or RL ones? I confess I'm confused on this point.

They're both a waste of time, all your really need is a dirty magazine, a box of tissues, 3 q-tips, a hammer and nails, 14 gummi bears, time, a red hat, and a fast acting inhaler with a batman sticker on it.

basically, anything you can either (a) slather over your dick or (b) cram up your pussy.

i like any relationship, i don't think it matters if it's 'real' or 'virtual'... both can be fulfilling and just about as satisfying...

What if you were born without genitalia? What do you do then?

w3rd to the Batman!

I dunno then. Think of something.

I prefer Real Life.

I haven't laughed so hard all day. That advice is pure genius.

how did you forget the midget & skittles?

Im gonna put them in the thanksgiving peacock.

Internet relationships suck. I had one that lasted for something like.. 4 years. But you can't really know the person until you've spent time in their presence. And you may be able to tell eachother anything via text or the phone, but face to face is a different story.

Tennessee is cool I used to live there, you ever been to Chat town? It's the city of players. Did you know that cause I used to live there, also I lived in Nashville when they had that crazy tornado, actually I was in mental institutions in both Nashville and chattanooga but nonetheless I LIVED THERE.

If you mean Chattanooga, that's where I live. North Shore area, actually. With all the rich people and hippies.

Sweet, how close are you to the mall, I escaped from a mental institution there called Cumberland Heights and crossed a mountain near the Tennessee river and went all the way to the mall, running from the cops, through southside chattanooga. Man by the time I got there I looked like a straggling ass mofucker lol. Then I got away and came down here to FL.

Which mall? I'm 10 minutes from North Gate. About 20 minutes from Hamilton Place or whatever it's called.

I like the real ones.
Virtual ones are way to much like dating an imaginary friend

I dunno, its across the street from like a walmart, and a laz-e-boy. I know theres a chik-fila in there and I dunno... theres like a lowes somewhere around there.

what are the q-tips for?

To get the gummy bears back out.