wait till you check my nipples.

you read me like a book.

In for a penny, in for a pound...

What book would that be?

it's a thriller.

Do you recommend chunky or smooth?

Come on this is Bea Arthur here, he would have to use chunky for that extra special effect

he would've planted michael jackson in your ass, but you're not a 9 year old boy.

she might have a younger brother though.


bodice. my freezer chest is full at the moment, so no sense to be killing you.

I do have a younger brother. But he's forty, 6'2", in good physical condition and homophobic. So not much luck there I'm afraid.

Better to keep the ole freezer stocked with younger and more tender prey than me :-)

older women don't play games. they go after what they want.

Definitely chunky.

i doubt i'm setting you straight. i'm thinking you are well aware of it.

Ah well, laddie, there's nothing I like better than a good "verbal" romp. I'm a saucy wench, but not yet silly enough to take a message board seriously. Maybe when the Alzheimer's sets in.....

the interwebbernet is serious bizniz. and i have no idea where you are taking us.

I'm such a softie. Just in case you are actually serious, I provide us with the following graceful out...

Although the thread was initially yours, shortly after you started it I contributed to its maintenace and its increase such that I claim ownerhip of 50% of the thread.

As proof of my generous nature, upon taking me up on my offer of "a graceful out" you may claim ownership of whichever posts you want up to a total of 50% of the value of the thread.

You will have open visitation rights to any and all posts in the thread which are included in my 50% ownership, with 48 hour notice to me that you intend to exercise your rights. You may have the thread in its entirety for Christmas holidays (I hate fucking Christmas and prefer to spend them pissed and pissed off on beaches by myself anyway) and for part of each summer vacation.

I forego any any claims to have the name of the thread changed to reflect my own and any other claims I may have to such trademarks as your particular brand of sauce, and logo of tri-testicled phallic sword handles.

Restraining orders all 'round not required, however, I reserve the right to show up on your doorstep drunk and wailing if you return to Dyshade after all I've done for you.

Cheers.

did i sign a prenup?