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| The "daily life" tips -
09-07-04
this thread will be the largest daily life tips thread ever, if you have a tip don't be ashamed to add it to the list ^^
my tip to start this thread:
if you have to shit, put a piece of paper in the toilet so the water doesn't splash your but 
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Don't always assume that things will go your way.
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09-07-04
Lifes a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and lets get high!
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09-07-04
if someone hands you a gas can full of jager, 151 and everclear at a party, don't drink it.
it makes today suck ass.
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09-07-04
"Here's to you
and here's to me;
Here's to friends that we should be.
If we ever disagree,
FUCK YOU
and here's to me."
Wise drinking words to live by. 
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Originally Posted by ArSiNiK if someone hands you a gas can full of jager, 151 and everclear at a party, don't drink it.
it makes today suck ass. |  | |
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09-07-04
Keep 'm coming people, you're on the right track
another one of my many wise tips:
don't be as stubborn as I am, give in from time to time, maybe something good will come out of it, something you could be suprised of
Does this sound like one of them fortune cookies or what?
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09-07-04
um....um....um....hmm....um......oh, ok.......remember boys and girls....well, actually, just girls.....wipe from FRONT to BACK
I was masturbating
just contemplating
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Originally Posted by sixxx(sic)six um....um....um....hmm....um......oh, ok.......remember boys and girls....well, actually, just girls.....wipe from FRONT to BACK | bahahaha nice one
how about this one?
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Tip of the Day:
Avoid people and don't look in the mirror, this will help build your confidence by you not knowing you're actually an ugly fucker... 
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hahahahahahahaha......funny funny
BEER IS GOOD, BUT WHISKEY IS GOD
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09-08-04
tip of my day:
don't eat pitta !!!
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09-08-04
if you wake up at a friends house and walk into their bathroom bleary-eyed to use contact solution, do not pick up the one that says 'protein remover, do not use directly in eye' and squirt it into your eye.
it fucking burns.
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09-08-04
If you have to eat, eat properly.
I want to live in a world of peace
Without conflict, like the one I’ve seen in my dreams.
I just can’t keep it inside
I’ve gotta say what I wanna say
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Originally Posted by ArSiNiK if you wake up at a friends house and walk into their bathroom bleary-eyed to use contact solution, do not pick up the one that says 'protein remover, do not use directly in eye' and squirt it into your eye.
it fucking burns. | that's deep man, really really deep how's the eye btw 
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09-08-04
Tip of the Day:
When wanting to start a fight with a guy who looks mean and tough, first pick a guy a little smaller and not as tough as you, then go back to the guy you want to fight with and tell him the other guy says his mom makes porn movies and is a whore, then stand back and get all the pointer's you need on your opponent, or maybe the little guy willl soften him up for you or even kick his ass, at which point you can go in and give him a few more kicks just for the fun of it.
Also if the mean is really 'mean' and beats the little guy easy then you have just made a friend of someone who might come in handy later
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Originally Posted by Edge If you have to eat, eat properly. | lol, some fine words there, what if you only have a few euros with you, you can't buy a 5star menu with that? and I was starving man, I ate 3 lousy slices of bread the entire day
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