already seen that. however, classing a few people that are borderline retarded with a rather large country that is eating itself to death is like the peanut to the elephant. especially when we are the world's super power and supposed to be well-educated, etc. instead we're a load of self-centered gluttons.

Dude, quit joking. Vampires are real.

We're definitely not well educated when it comes to health. Most Americans get their nutrition information from mainstream media. Not a good idea. I'm waiting to see how many of these people on the vaunted Atkins diet end up with gout...

As for our roaming fat herds of Heifers, you can also look at our wonderful habit of blaming everything and everyone else for our problems...like people suing McDonald's for making their wives and children fat.

or their coffee hot.

No shit.

Then you've got the people that love to blame the fact that they have glandular disorders, or that being heavy runs in their family. Sure, those can definitely be factors, but they don't discount downing an entire bag of Oreo's in one sitting, and washing them down with a quart of milk...just to tide you over between lunch and dinner.

I was in a buffet restaurant once, and there was a hugely obese woman there. She was complaining because there was no roast chicken ready. She carried on about how her doctor said she had to eat at regular times due to her 'condition' whatever that was, and they were throwing her off schedule, and she wasn't allowed to eat it fried. When the pan of chicken was brought out, she picked up the whole fucking thing and took it back to her table with her. It was disgusting.

hahaha, ma'm, your condition is you are a stupid fatass. YOU HERE FO FO HOUA! YOU LEAVE NOW!

You need to eat more vegetable! You look like killa whale!

GoDZIRRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's more like GOJIRAAAAA!

At this point I would have jumped up on a table, drew my skinning knife and shouted, "Thar she blows! Man the Harpoons!"

save the whales!


harpoon an american!

actually its norway and japan that kills the most whales. we love cows, pigs, and chickens.

Some Americans could be substituted for whales in the Japanese and Norwegian fishing industries.

haha

that's it

explain the joke

hehe

[chuckles]

hoho

true.......

You were the one who had to have it explained to you.

twas a bad joke that i tried to turn funny. you're the one who decided to explain beotch.

i'm touching myself

i'm touching snyper.

i'm finished now

try again in an hour