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Dark_Insanity · **Choose a parent -** 02-17-02

If you could choose someone as parent who would it be? I would love Bono to be my dad. I think Bono is just the coolest man on the planet!

powder · 02-17-02

chong,man...he would be fucking awsome to have as a parent

fight stupidity · 02-17-02

if you had the opportunity to choose your parent(s) why would you want to?

powder · 02-17-02

Quote:

Originally posted by fight stupidity
if you had the opportunity to choose your parent(s) why would you want to?

i would like to choose becuz my parents fucking suck:p

Evyl~Poptart · 02-17-02

i would because my parents are worthless assholes and i dont wanna be the one that goes grocery shopping!:p

fight stupidity · 02-17-02

if i had to choose now i'd choose to stay with mine. not because i think they're the coolest parents around but because i love them. they're not bad. they're my parents. but if i hated them for whatever reason i'd just choose none.

Pyrric Dicktory · 02-17-02

bill gates with ted turner as my god father. or maybe nero, it'd be cool to watch an empire burn, but then id be shortly killed there-after. pro's and con's....

Darkqueen21 · 02-17-02

I'd keep my parents. My dad and I used to not get along at all, but my parents have helped me out so much in the past year or so since I got divorced.

I am thankful for all that they've done for me and I'm glad they're my parents.

*cuts off sappy supply*

Otherwise...I would say David Bowie, but I want to do him so bad and that would be weird, sick and wrong to do my dad.

Hrm...
Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan because they are so cute together in every single movie they've co-starred in.

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