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Cell phone. - 05-15-04

Do you have a virgin or a slut cell phone?
  
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yea
  
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Hehe

I now I have a stupid post, but oh well.
  
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what? can you explain that one?


Pain is Nature's way of saying "At least your still alive!"

That which does not kill us hurts like hell.
  
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umm.... sprint? :c)
  
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verizon?
  
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To Axantha sure thing, my post is what it is.
  
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05-15-04

that answers that question.

my cell phone is proabably a slut...gets handled by multiple people each day and is always returned battered and bruised.

got it back once with all sorts of downloaded ringtones and with the menu in portugese


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Verizon is the p-i-m-p way to be! You rolling with that....You rolling with the big boys! lol...Wow im around my brother too much! *blushes*
  
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Hahaha.
  
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Me dumb....What can i say?!?!
  
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NO!! Your not dumb. Me loves you and you can make me laugh.
  
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hehe yay! Love ya too!
  
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Awww's

~Blushes~
  
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my ass hurts...
  
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cell phone's suck


I was masturbating
just contemplating
the color of suicide
  
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tijuana_Bandit
my ass hurts...
want me kiss, make it better?


I was masturbating
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Tijuana_Bandit
my ass hurts...

I agree with Sixxx(six)Sixxx about cell phone.

Can I run some cream on that for you Tijuana_Bandit?
  
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Quote:
my ass hurts...

uuuummmmm
yea.....

that comment just ........

yeaaa


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Cell phones are the shit man...Well atleast the one i have...It talks to me, it plays the radio, i can take pics, i can talk on aim..yahoo...msn, i can text people, i can call long distance and not have to pay, i dont have to press anything just talk 2 it and it does everything, etc! mwhaha! But the monthly bill is a crazy mofo!


Oh and yes please do!
  
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