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Canadian Invasion of U.S. is botched - 03-10-03

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03-10-03

*Nearly laughs his stiff upper lip off* By Jove Haw Haw Haw..It's good to know that stereotypes are still going strong wot?!

*rides off on his horse followed by his gun dogs*



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*Nearly laughs his stiff upper lip off* By Jove Haw Haw Haw..It's good to know that stereotypes are still going strong wot?!

*rides off on his horse followed by his gun dogs*
It's the only type of humor we gun-toting, beer-swilling, warmongering Americans can truly appreciate.


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"So, if we are short by about 1.9 million soldiers, how, exactly, were we going to pull this invasion off?" asked Ontario MP John Godfrey. "Were we just going to use smoke?"

"And mirrors," said Henault. "Lots and lots of mirrors."

"Well, like I said, the plan wasn't finished," he added.
hahaha.. perfect.



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03-10-03

we can always count on canada for entertainment.

hey, we have enough psychotic members, let's take over canada. it won't be that hard. they don't have anything up there, it's just clean.

LET'S GIVE DF ITS OWN COUNTRY!!!!!!!


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03-10-03

Even NORTHER Dakota...


Gaia impaled on their horns and their lances
the fumes from her body give chase
As the strong of blind men savour the scent,
dream dead from prosaic and hate

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03-10-03

haha that was good. ever see the movie canadian bacon? damn candadians.
  
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haha that was good. ever see the movie canadian bacon? damn candadians.
Heheheeh - at least we can spell



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03-11-03

I like Canada but the idea of a Darkforum country really appeals to me...But why not Newzealand?



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You think that's aiming too large too soon?

Perhaps a few DF nightclubs dotted around the globe first?



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03-11-03

War on Canada?! Have you gone mad!
We've got sticks..
A-And pointy rocks!
We'll fight you in the streets, on the shores, and... Uh, in our backyards!

**Thrashes about, all Canadian-like.**
An army of beavers!
They'll take down the U.S. marines!
Bwa-ha-ha!

**Sneaks off to plot the invasion of the United Sates..** ^_~



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"Canada is like a loft apartment above a really good party." - Robin Williams
  
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personally i kinda like canadians...sixty miles or so and all differences just kind of blend...except the liscence plates. they know how to party however!



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personally i kinda like canadians...sixty miles or so and all differences just kind of blend...except the liscence plates. they know how to party however!
Why don't you just defect, traitor?


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Only thing about them I like is Vancouver. Beautiful place.


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Scenery is good and all, but i prefer gambling, strip clubs and drunkenness. Viva Windsor.
  
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this scenerio was already covered by south park.



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this scenerio was already covered by south park.
Nonsense. Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn't even use the whole "forest fire induced smokescreen" hook. Plus, this attack was unprovoked, not a response to the arrest of T & P.
Pfeh...


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canada .... iraq

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their beer is good!



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