Chocolate cake. White frosting. Little green and yellow.. candy thingies. And holy crap, I just orgasmeded.

i ate a kickass carrotcake earlier today but i didnt orgasm

If only all of life were like that...

I think life is cake. Cake is good. Life is good.

sings with a bad monty python voice "life's a pice of shit when you look at it and living is just a slow way to die"

Friday night I had part of a slice of Chocolate Mousse Cheesecake from the Cheesecake Factory. It was nirvana. (And that one slice lasted till sunday. )

God,

Thanks for making cake. I fucking love it.

Sincerely,
redWOOD

I want some cake

Fuck you all for thinking your cake is better than my cake.


Clearly, I am superior in every way.

You obviously have never tried my mamas sweet apple pie.

what i'm trying to say is: fuck cake.

wait... I thought it was the pie you were supposed to fuck.

It used to be, until cake got mad. now that pie has to sleep on the couch every night the rules have changed a little, m'lady.

that sucks... pie rules cake anyday... 'cept maybe for cheesecake, but that's like the best of both worlds.

but pie is really cake's bitch now.

I prefer Tiramisu. Good stuff.

I'm a fan of brownies, myself. No nuts please.

yeah, I think ice cream trumps all.

I've always enjoyed nuts

Your cake is teh suck. My cake pwns your cake.

it's a cake off