Heh heh Goth who thought they were a vampire tried to turn me last night heh...I drained them of every last drop..don't they know vampires don't exist? Kinda like this dangerous new vibe to the Goth scene...I remember the days of sweetness and dark and the oh so frilly cuffs. Still got that of course but now it's got muscle behind it.

Seems like every womans perfect man is a woman with muscles these days...not so bad for the effeminate...and i'm a tad, I don't try to be, I blame chemicals in the water. There was a time it was pumped from natural springs but then the disease spread and that wasn't enough and now it contaminates it's own water.

Oh by the way I should probably point out this is a thread for the practised ranter. I've been ranting for years, I do it for my own amusement not for the betterment of my fellow man. I have no fellow man. This thread is about Bullsh*t....it's a kind of truth in the way that comedy shows the truth in reality...it speaks bluntly about a stream of possible nonsence that in reality is exactly how people think. It's truth but undiluted.
In this rant i've gone from one thing to the other, it may seem as if the two are unconnected but they are connected within my mind...i'm simply not filling in the spaces.

Oh so you need a topic? I dunno...maybe this is about being yourself and saying what you like wether it's crazy or not..or maybe it's about being the person you want to be...or maybe that person really is you and everything else is standing in the way of you being yourself like Society AAAAARGH

P.s the truth of the mind does not = Truth of reality...unless it does.

My internal rantings are often too fast or abstract to actually segregate, sometimes I don't even know how I got to where I am and when I try to review the path it always ends up leading somewhere where I wasn't.

somewhere where you you weren't? like a dream disturbed it creates anger at the lost thread of thought....like this thread...bound to piss a few ppl off who can't remove those stray whisps of sobriety.

bunga bunga bunga

good stuff qoji...thats three tribes in one and heres an example of bull...dunno what the laughings all about maybe you can shed some bloo...i mean light. http://www.absolutely-uk.com/clip05.htm

I'm with Qoji on this one.

hmmm....ill have to put my own opinion on this....

ogadoo ugadoo

that's not bull...oh dear....come on ppl you've managed better in all the other threads why not one specifically for it?

bullshit eh? you want bullshit?

POP MUSIC.

there you go. pure bullshit.

true. but bullshit can be good

more than can be said about pop music.

I'm with you there Tozzy hunny

As for my bullshit, half of the time I cannot rememeber it and when I do I always end up going off on a tangent about it, I mean for example the other day I was chatting away with my mate and then the phone rang it was my other friend who wanted some advice about her b/f problems...God she can go on and on for hours about this dumbass wanker she is dating and anyway I was too wrapped up in what me and my other mate were discussing at the time and by the time I got around to giving her advice I had all but forgotten what I had been saying to my other mate so I went back to my other mate and we started talking again and I told her all about the other mates probs with her b/f (she had told her most of it the day before anyways so we weren't talking about her behind her back...she likes us all to know and feel what she goes through...a bit of an attention seeker for all intents and purposes) and we got distracted talking crap (not nasty things about the girl) about how she can do better for herself and the orignial converstaion we were having about something interesting which I might add I STILL cannot remember was lost.....
I'm no good at bullshit............

www.churchofbs.org been a member for years.

Hahahaha...the only bullshit I am good at is the rambling kind as above.....although I could try to hone my skills into weaving a web of lies so outragous it could be true.............

SILVER!!!! ahh i dont have yahoo grrr..... can u get on irc?

Rahhhhhhhh where'd your yahoo go !!!!!!!

I'll get on irc..apologies for taking the thread off topic.....

ermm...Bullshit bullshit bullshit.....there we go back on track

Yeah fucking tell me about it!!!

I find that actual rants usually contain a coherent thought or two. This was like listening a drunk guy with his face full of food who doesn't speak English. Perhaps you should call this stream-of-consciousness or something.

P.S. It's a damn good thing I have muscles.

Oh damn!....my next lot of bull was going to incorporate creating a religion but someone else grabbed that shit by the horns already.