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Crypt` - 11-03-00

I bet you I could strike before you even noticed I had been there and bit you


Bullets come at me and pierce my heart
  
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11-03-00

Try it my dear, and see what happens to you. And Whisper of Prey, did you get something caught in your throat.
  
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I will try someother night. I have had my fill of tasty blood for the night


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11-03-00

I will wait to kill you little one, but for now i must find out were my axe went.
  
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Yep.. - 11-03-00

It's the blasted Britney Spears.. She rudely invited herself down my throat, thereby engaging my gag reflex.. And it ain't pretty!!


I came, I saw, I ran like hell.
  
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Hello - 11-03-00

Hello Whisper. Crypt you will never find your damn axe. I fucking hid it. So I could take you down without a worry


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11-03-00

V69, give me back my axe before i rape your soul. and whisper, you should get that Britney thing checked out.
  
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Can't` - 11-03-00

No you can't have the damn thing back. How in the hell can you rape my soul. I don't have one.


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Cured!! - 11-03-00

I had that "Britney" thingie checked out. His diagnosis? Massive gag-reflex due to the overwhelming revulsion of pop-star wannabe, triggering unwanted emotions (i.e. disgust, hatred, and a cry for help), resulting in psychonoGAGonsis. The cure - daily dosages of verbally vulgar terms and idealizations against the proganotist (i.e. Britney Spears), and kicking him/her (Britney Spears) in the ass not more than three times a day and not less than once a day. I should be able to see physical and psychological evidence of well-being within 24 hours of calling Britney a pubic-headed, lice-infested rat-turd, elephant cocksucker and a minimum of one kick against that svlete (gags again) buttocks of Miss Britney Spears.


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Bah.. - 11-04-00

Respect for another person? Eh, seriously, when was the last time a person TRULY has any respect for anyone in this world?! The Pope might be an exception but I view him as a poor, disillusioned bastard who expired way past his time.. Mwa-ha-ha-ha


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11-04-00

See? What I tell you CRYPT that's what ya get for hannin out with blood suckers. V69 you got my ice pick? I need to maim Silvernymph.

Crypt lets just kill the damn toothy bastards and we'll find your axe later. It can't be hid too well, and sombodys bound to find it and when they do you can kill them as well and take it back.
  
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11-04-00

Skip just killing the toothy bastards, lets just kill them alll, i got no use for most of them anyways. And V69, if you don't have a soul maybe i'll just rape you.










You can look at it as a metaphor for the decline of humanity, or just chalk it up as me being a bloodthirsty monster.

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11-04-00

Metaphor's are soo much deeper though don't you think? Yeha so who do we start with? And I think that V's soul is in my friend's pantry. She is a major bitch and eats the "toasted souls of the damned."

If you rape her I may have to kill you on basic principle.
  
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11-04-00

Be my guest. When it comes down to it, only one will survive anyways. So well have to go at it sooner or later.
  
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11-04-00

OK but wait a sec. I'm gonna fo down to the Happy Homeicidal store to restock an a few things before we begin. And lets do wait until the end to finish this...it can be like the main event or somthing.

Think we should invite Dy in on this or just suprise him...I belive he finally went over the edge and if he comes those damn "stuffies" will be the first to go. But I think a nice killing spree should bring him back around.
  
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11-04-00

I think a killing spree is always a good thing. the more of the motherfuckers that die the better. I can hear the screams now. The bloodlust is beginning to take over....
  
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11-05-00

You can take your manliness and stick it in an electric socket. You've got Kernal anyways so be gone with you or I'll have to kill you first.
  
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11-05-00

I can just feel the love...


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11-06-00

Make you? Gladly

(Silverwolf bears teeth and growls drool drips down chin matting fur)
  
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11-06-00

Yeah your right... Kernalkid might get jealous right. Well I guess I'll just have to let you go...*Sob*

Nymph sense Skorp is taken (and makes the ugliest woman i've ever seen) how about that offer? I'll let you live...
  
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