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gArGOyLe^^

bahahah

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s1049374.htm

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A German bondage fetishist got so chained up he had to call police to remove his cuffs after he was reduced to waddling around helplessly like a "penguin".

Officers sent to his rescue in the Western city of Aachen told him he should use a specialised establishment rather than practice at home.

Police received no answer from the house until the man appeared at a window and flung out the door keys with his teeth.

On entering, they were confronted by the sight of a heavily-chained man shuffling towards them on his knees with his head bowed, dressed only in shiny black leather and white socks.

"To visualise the appearance of the afflicted party, one would have to imagine a penguin of waist-height waddling with slightly protruding wings," Aachen police said in a statement.

"We thought it was a joke at first," the spokesman said. "But the chains were bound so tight with handcuffs he could hardly move anything apart from his head."

Police released the man using their own handcuff keys.

It was not clear how the man became ensnared.

"We suggested in future that he go to places where that sort of thing might cost a bit more, but would definitely be safer for him," the spokesman said.

-- Reuters

Becareful... Always have a spotter

hhaha

Jordyn · 02-20-04

*falls down laughing*
thank you garg, that story has made my day

patryn · 02-20-04

darwin award nominee?

Halo Gray · 02-20-04

Hahahaha.

It's sad to think that if that were in America he likely would have been arrested and not told to go find a fetish club.

gArGOyLe^^ · 02-20-04

I don't think he'd get arrested for getting locked up in chains o_O

He'd be looked down upon by people around him but other than that I don't think he'd be legally penalized

Halo Gray · 02-20-04

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Originally Posted by gArGOyLe^^

I don't think he'd get arrested for getting locked up in chains o_O

He'd be looked down upon by people around him but other than that I don't think he'd be legally penalized

He might not actually be charged for anything, but I'd bet they'd find something to at least make him spend the night in jail for. I guess depending on where he lived... a lot of the small towns around Chicago are psycho about anything like that, and he'd probably be published in local papers as a potential sex offender or something equally staining.

Sad but true.

Jordyn · 02-20-04

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Originally Posted by Halo Gray

He might not actually be charged for anything, but I'd bet they'd find something to at least make him spend the night in jail for. I guess depending on where he lived... a lot of the small towns around Chicago are psycho about anything like that, and he'd probably be published in local papers as a potential sex offender or something equally staining.

Sad but true.

i know some states have sex toy laws...a lady was arrested for having a box of dildos, delivering them to some girls from one of "those" parties...it was in an old playboy...

that's kind of scary too

Iron's Rite · 02-20-04

Wasn't this in a Sexy losers comic? I laughed while reading this too, funny shit.

Bloody Blade · 02-20-04

:whipit:

He likes it! he likes it!