If you were to apply to go on Big Brother:

1. What would your entry video be like?

2. What tactics would you employ to stay in?

3. What traits in your personality do you think other housemates would like?

4. What traits in your personality would cause other house mates to nominate you for eviction?

5. If members of DF were housemates, who would you nominate for eviction?

that show sucks. i'd never even bother sending a tape in.

i'll give you a hint: he's high.

can i nominate someone for electrocution?

Sure you can nominate someone for electrocution! This would be the DF version of Big Brother!

I also meant to add:

6. What are your reasons for not entering the Big Brother house? (assuming you didn't want to - duh)

because we're all loners. kind of like the grunge movement to be different so they all wore plaid.

to be honest the most interesting thing about big brother is the chickens. they would prolly be my only reason for going in.

5. any female under the age of 18. statutory's a bitch.

LOL - sorry, I just love mind-numbing TV and I'm bored.

wait. i thought if you loved mind numbing tv then you'd love to be bored.

don't be. i'm just in too foul a mood to get excited about the chance to win thousands of pounds.

Oh I do - I'm just waiting for BB to come on.

£70,000!!

Personally, I wouldn't go in because I'd be too scared of the tabloids finding people from my murky past who would write stories about the parties I had when my mum and dad were on holiday.

if i was forced to spend 6 weeks (or however long the show is) with most of the dumb fucks that this place attracts, i'd lose it.

umm...*wonders if i'm the only one who has never seen the show...* for the past few years, i haven't really been one to watch tv very much...besides, now i only get one channel and its in japanese....

It's 10 weeks, and watching you go nuts would be most entertaining!

You mean there isn't a Japanese version of BB? That's just wrong!

never seen it.

well i dunno...i wouldnt recognise it even if there were...besides since it would be in japanese i wouldn't get much out of it anyways....

Bloody hell, where have you been?