Sorry if you've already heard it:

A man goes to a zoo, when he gets there all there is is one dog.

It was a Shitzu.

I'd laugh, cept that was so gay. But to be nice and because I love you so much, I'm going to titter.

I heart your titters.

I'd titter if I loved and was nice to you, Wicked Lady. Hahahaha. Now that was freakin' funny.
Mia~ow, I laughed but I didn't get it.

Cool. If I was a lesbian, I'd <3 your tits. But I'm not.

Hey, Mia. When I go to England in the spring, are you going to hug me?

Please stop stalking me, you freaky little psycho.

Imma hug you and squeeze you and lube you and marry you and eventually have all your babies.

EXCEPT! you're going to see Man U - so I'll probably just spit on you

No thanks, it's too many laughs.

No no no!! please don't ask me to explain it!! it's not funny when you have to explain it

Hehe, a "shit zoo". 'Twas okies. ^_^

OKIES?? just OKIES???

bah, no-one understands me. I'm going to eat worms.

Nigga please. If I have enough time, I'm going to try to see Arsenal, West Ham, and Chelsea. Depends on the league schedule and the actual dates I plan to be there. It's an early birthday present from my brother.


If he wasn't such a bitch, he'd have gotten me World Cup tickets.

Pfft! they're all darn Sarth! I spit on them! Manchester is just over the hills from me, but it's common fact that nobody in England supports Man U - only foreigners

But seriously, they should all be really good games! If I was a footy fan I might even be jealous.

I'd rather fly over to the States and watch some baseball - even though I have no idea what the rules are.

p.s - bring a warm coat.

did you text 'joke' to 10999 for that one?

Huh! Wait . . . Something about Mia visiting here! I don't know how to respond . . .

No

But somebody else did and sent me it!! so I got it for free!

Eh? I'm always here! I'm omnipresent

As am I but it's through a means that you find to be of the upmost upleasentness.
As for the subject at hand; I'm torn, part of me says "Hey! That would be great!" and another part of me says: "Oh Shit! Don't let her come to this God-forsaken place . . ."

way to work the system.