so, here i am, spreading my insanity, and i must say, it is quite enjoyable. does anyone else have a stalker? damn stalkers....make them go away. oh, did i mention that i wanted your body for ritualistic sex? okay, nevermind then...oh crap, did i type that out loud? oh, dear god....oh, is that available stitched on a pillow somewhere? pshh....gorgeous, im loving it babe. damn the beautiful people. damn them to hell. and ya know what else, those little kids at the other lunch are mean. they gave me dirty looks, all i was doing was walking around handing out papers. damn kids...(mumbles profanity under breath) ack, i have nothing to say other than that music video for staceys mom by fountains of wayne is quite raunchy, i like it. at least for today. and ya know what else, those people that work at the renaissance fair are wicked nice, i got like, a bunch of hugs, and i was being stalked for the greater part of the day, although i was a tad freaked, i was flattered also...is that weird? ...probably...okay, i dont know where i was going with that....damn boy toys! good for nothing...well, they are good for some things....;-) you know what im implying, cause if you dont then you really are a dolt. im not going to spell it out for you, because i dont feel like it...and no one is talking to me anymore...im sad now..:'( some one talk to me, goddammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sounds interesting but I couldn't keep up with all that.... whatever it was it was pretty amusing...

I read the first 3 lines but then got distracted by Dharma

well, there ya go, amusing is good...although, it wasnt really that hard to follow...ah well, i still love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, yup, that dharma is one sexy bitch. oh yes...okay, i odnt know where i was going with that...lol..im done now...im still waiting for my medal...i forget what it was for though...

normally it wouldn't be most likely but right now it is...

I feel ya :metalhead :drunk:

dunno..you lost me at normal.....lol...okay, its not funny anymore...i dont think..
im just gonna stop typing now...

I was once a Boston kid, where U at?

*shakes head* i understood most of that...

scary...

i'm going to have to jump on the dharma bandwagon. 3 lines for me. i'll wait for the tv series.

stream of conciousness writing is best left to real authors like Ken Kesey and Dalton Trumbo damned teenagers.

I read the whole thing, I'm sorry to say.... And the word of the day is LAME.

L-A-M-E.

yeah!!! lame! as im mary had a little lame little lame little lame...

Corn Nuts.

I like the sour cream and onion flavor. Especially with beer.

Red gummi bears.

Pow.

I like it too, but without sour cream, onion flavour and corn nuts. Pure beer is enough.

It depends on the beer. For shitty beer like Budweiser, corn nuts are necessary. For Natural Ice, no corn nuts are needed. For King Cobras, all the corn nuts in the world can't kill the taste.

From "famous" beers i like Heineken, but my favourite is Żywiec, but I'm sure you've never heard about it.