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you are formally warned to not post crap like this again. next time you do it you will be banned
You can look at it as a metaphor for the fleeting nature of human life, or just chalk it up to my being a sick, bloodthirsty monster. Either way, it's all the same.
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Awww I liked it...
...specially that bit where they nailed the fucker to the cross 
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You can't argue against it. Jesus was a great guy. He healed the sick, fed the poor, cast out demons, and even raised a guy from the dead.
For this he got nailed to a tree.
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*Dear Lord,
Please, for the love you, save me from your people.
If you don't? You suck."
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hahahahahahahaha.....normally i attempt some kind of verbal attack against worthless nun-cunt priest butt fuck whore solicitations, especially about some asshole long haired hippy named jesus (hey, i got a question....a serious one....did jesus get a splinter in his arse when he was up on that cross?).......but um, that was just too funny....hahahahahaha
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Probably, but I think the nails, the crown and the spear were worrying him more.
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I wont even waste my time clicking this one. | |
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Originally Posted by Phage Probably, but I think the nails, the crown and the spear were worrying him more. | oh.....yeah, yeah....'tis true.......
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yep .... just goes to show how interesting this thread is. | |
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is it more, or less, interesting than the fact you have "happy halloween" in your siggy?
oooh, ooooh, oooh....i got a joke for ya......
this priest tells these three nuns "i have had a vision, and god has told me to tell you three to go out and commit sins!"
the nuns, startled, confused, yet believing the priest go out and do as he said......the first nun comes back and the priest asks her what she's done...."I gave a guy a blow job," she says....."very well my child," the priest tells her, "drink some holy water and say three hail mary's and all shall be forgiven".......
the second nun comes back and the priest asks her what she's done....."i let a guy ass fuck me," she sayd....."very well my child," the priest tells her, "drink some holy water and say three hail mary's and all shall be forgiven"
the third nun comes back and the priest asks her what she's done....and she says "i pissed in the holy water...."
yeah, yeah....i know....itz a shitty joke....
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Originally Posted by twin_terry | Fuck off! Dickhole.
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i luv the way you say fuck len
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Originally Posted by sixxx(sic)six is it more, or less, interesting than the fact you have "happy halloween" in your siggy?
oooh, ooooh, oooh....i got a joke for ya......
this priest tells these three nuns "i have had a vision, and god has told me to tell you three to go out and commit sins!"
the nuns, startled, confused, yet believing the priest go out and do as he said......the first nun comes back and the priest asks her what she's done...."I gave a guy a blow job," she says....."very well my child," the priest tells her, "drink some holy water and say three hail mary's and all shall be forgiven".......
the second nun comes back and the priest asks her what she's done....."i let a guy ass fuck me," she sayd....."very well my child," the priest tells her, "drink some holy water and say three hail mary's and all shall be forgiven"
the third nun comes back and the priest asks her what she's done....and she says "i pissed in the holy water...."
yeah, yeah....i know....itz a shitty joke.... | less | |
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yeah, yeah....you tell him L
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Originally Posted by Bella i luv the way you say fuck len
~bites ya~ | OOoOOO!!! Heh... Hey Bella... Lugosi's dead... Mahahaha!!!!!
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Old NEENA's in a pissed off mood... I just got 4 computer viruses but Im just too fucking lazy to run my search and destroy program....
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I take that as a NO, o.k. no peanuts for me
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