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Bacon is edible death. - 08-03-02

Well I'm sure you really don't give a damn, but I cooked pancakes and bacon this morning, I AM A BREAKFAST MACHINE!!! I made the most perfect pancakes ever. But then when I ate the bacon, I could feel my cholesterol level rising...I can still feel it. lol. eewww. lol. But I love bacon...edible death...yum.

I prefer cereal, but hell, when I can cook that damn good, why not spoil myself?

Jeez, I'm so full of pride right now, I'm surprised I haven't been struck down dead. lol. Pride is one of the seven deadly sins, right? Oh well, maybe I should have given my pancakes and bacon to the starving children of sri lanka. But then it would be all stale and yucky by the time it got there...damned post office *shakes her fist at the post office*



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08-03-02

I'd recommend vegitarian, or turkey bacon in that case.


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08-03-02

i never get to eat bacon...i cant cook it....hehehe...im soo damn stupid....i usually eat wheatbix or toast...



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08-03-02

never tried veggie bacon...but turkey bacon is disgusiting!! eewww!! lol.

I'm a fruit loops or frosted flakes type of girl anyways



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08-03-02

I love bacon, I buy it all the time but I like eggs more... wikkid!



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08-03-02

oh i wish i had fruit loops...damn you!!!! im all jelous now....



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08-03-02

I haven't had bacon in a long time cuz its so gross...but its just so good! Ahh hypocritical food...yum.



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oh hey now don't be jealous...i dont have any fruit loops either...else i woulda had those, lol



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08-03-02

Most mornings I just have oatmeal and toast for breakfast with tea. But sunday mornings I go all out on breakfast.

Usually waffles, bacon, and eggs fried in bacon grease. MMM, MMM good!



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oh for sure, eggs are always best in bacon grease!



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IF I eat breakfast, oatmeal.


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08-03-02

Wow you guys actually eat breakfast? My breakfast is left over chinese food (we always seem to have some) at,like, noon.



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Breakfast? I don't wake up in time for it. I usually just shove a dry bagel down my throat and begin consuming water. That continues for the rest of the day.



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eww.. turkey bacon sounds nasty..
  
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i can feel my cholestrol level riseing after reading all that...uuuhhhh


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Isn't that the worst feeling? *shudder*



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