not sure where to put this but...

Tozzy's New Organisation...

= B.A.S.T.A.R.D. =

Bikers Against Snow, Truckers, And Retarded Drivers

snow, coz its impossible to ride in,
truckers, the bastards always create so much wind dispersion and things and drive right up our asses and knock us off
and retarded drivers, for all the idiot white van drivers, bus drivers, grampas, maniacs and sunday drivers.

join here.

dude, i'll totally join your biker boy band.. i mean gang.

LOL, can i wear the spandex race pants?

hell yeah. that's the way we roll.

this organisation is for mountain bikers, scramblers, racing bikers, off roaders, motocross riders, pedders, cyclists, motorcyclists, pretty much anyone with two wheels.

and no, if you drive a robin reliant you cannot join. so fuck off you retarded three wheelers!!

i myself am a motorcyclist, riding a 125cc roadcross bike (Cross between scrambler and a road bike [lower sus and road tires and lights]) and i am SICK of the way we are treated on the roads and off the roads!

BIKERS... UNITE!

*puts his helmet on*

i'm ready...

hah! you look like a little girl....

we got a three wheeler trying to join!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hehehe nah i feel pitty for kiddies. they will someday join us, throw away their stabilizers, and become part of the two wheel clan, B.A.S.T.A.R.D. ! ! ! ! !

me, on my bike...

hah! ...that is a little girl, smart guy.

some people.... goddamn.

*is planning to make a website for B.A.S.T.A.R.D.*

Here's my phat ride, yo. (not really, it's a Jap. invention)

ah yes. thats the bike made in the style (but not at all like sadly) that dude's bike from akira.

some people are building it though!

HmmmmMMMmmmm most suspicious looking punk who's wearing a matching outfit for his bike.....hmmmMMMMmmmmmm

that matching outfit (which i didnt buy so dont care much)
has saved my ass on many an occasion! unfortunately the second time i wasnt wearing proper motorcycle trousers and ripped my legs up. its rather fucking painful!
and im not a person who wants to have gravelrash.

Understandable I suppose, though I still am trying to figure out how "Green Day" is punk....

and im not really pure punk anyway. im more an alternative mixer. im strange. sorry.

uh... ever listened to any old school green day?
im more of an old school green day fan anyway. i prefer 1039, kerplunk and insomniac, to the new.

and uh Green Day aint goth. but last time i saw them i am sure i saw at least a few HUNDRED goths, as well as metallers, rockers and punks there.

I don't mind you being strange, no problem of mine. Goths? At Green day? oh dear....lol ah well to each their own I'm more into political punk myself...