It's really not hard to figure these things out. I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, and I've been able to figure everything out without whining. It's a matter of clicking around / having common sense.


Gah, who am I kidding.... I am the sharpest knife in the drawer.

dude! you're avatar is gone!

OH MY GOD. No, wait... there it is.

sorry false alarm. it was hiding on me. damn pos 17" monitor.

Dear me, everyone is so Crabby today!
Sorry Tozz, not sure what went wrong. But if anything Ill be sure not to delete my old one until we have the prob fixed.

i am crab free according to the doctor. the herpes thing was a false alarm too.

Well thats a good thing. *pats your head*

like your hand?

What about my hand? You want it where?

Hmm I didn't even notice a typo last night, I must have been really tired. Anyway, some of you people are unbelievably sensitive and really ought to take a moment and try to achieve perspective. You take things waaaaaaay too bloody seriously.

i do not. why do you always have to insinuate these things?


vampiredust, just a touch lower.

Hehehe well good job you're around then not so!

psshhh patryn... your instructions suck.

tozzy, i'm not sending an instructional video. read over them again.

no. theyre shit. a blind monkey with aids could do better.

hmm... wait a sec.... if thats so.... why cant you?

what does aids have to do with writing instructions?

what do you have to do with monkeys?

oh wait i know that one....

shit, you can't even follow a simple question, i'm not sure why i expected you to be able to follow those instructions.

ok let me just say that this is where it got extremely immature

immature? i was just waiting for a decent comeback and i get some middle school bs.