My girlfriend says that If she found out that I was cheating on her, she
would come down to my place right away and slash all four tires of my
car.



What should I do?

Depends on your own personal ethics and current situation. You've got a number of options.

1) Don't cheat on her.
2) If you're already cheating on her, park your car in an out of the way location.
If you're not cheating on her, and you're not the type to date people who can't take betrayal without physical violence to you and your stuff then dump her...and refer back to #2 in regards to your car.

Smack that ho. Bitch needs to know her place. Tell her if she threatens you again, you'll cunt punt her.

amen.

if you've not been a cunt, then you've got nowt to worry about.

else, get what's coming to ya.

thanks, tozzy. my brain just s'ploded trying to conjugate that.

'pleasure.

I called a dude on myspace a stupid, murdering, scouse bastard.

Viva la England!

'if' she found out?

It's just a car - I'd take your bollocks off. My advice - hide.

Pre-emptivly acuse her of cheating, slash her tires... then ask the bitch how she likes it.

You the fool.