to fagboy #3 (though i doubt he'll read this):
wtf are you talking about that girls don't have 8 inch vaginas?! i have an 8 inch vagina! my friend silverjade has an 8 inch vagina, and my friend RavenDarkAngel has a NINE INCH vagina! perhaps you do not get out much.
to manifesto:
*sigh*
all i figured out is that you sound pretty experienced in the ways of drugs, sex and being antisocial. i know Dark Messiah is my personal god, but you're becoming awfully close... wow, a threesome? *pouts* i wish i could be in one of those.
1) what type of threesome were you in? (two chicks, or a guy and a chick?)
2) i have this problem (well, i have many), but one that seems to be fucking me up right now is my fear of abandonment and paranoia and shit. this dude i happen to feel the illusion of love for (and he professes the same in turn) really wants to be with me for, say, the ideal conception of forever. he's fucking perfect. he's a good lay. he can't do drugs because he has health problems, but he can drink, so i know he won't get addicted to something more than me because i too like alcohol. he's a cannibalistic necrophiliac (but he's stopped with the necro shit for my sake). his iq is 179. he tried to commit suicide twice so he ain't bullshittin me whenever he goes: "i know how you feel. don't pull that shit with me. you'll regret it." he listens to me. he'd never hit me-- even if i wanted him to. he bites and licks (

). when i feel i'm ready, i'll fuck him till his balls shrivel-- but the whole fucking point of this is... *trumpets sound*... i wanna let him go! because i simply think i am not worthy, i'm too fucked-up, i'll use or abuse him in the end, and i'm simply not enuf of a good gf... (i took a chemical test, and it seems i have too much testosterone sometimes, so i switch wildly from utter sweetness and airheadedness, to depressed, angry motherfucker... and it doesn't help that i'm horny all the time but my conscience always stops me). a'ight, here's my question: wtf should i do?!

what would be really good to alleviate my sexual frustrations without actually doing intercourse or boring ol' masturbation? have you ever tried anal sex? was it good for you, and the chick? (assuming you were doing it, not that it was being done to you)
4) you have any recent pics of you? i heard you were a really big, tall, fuckable motherfucker. *sigh* still searching for a threesome...
5) wannabe in a threesome?
6) i want sex! me want now! *pout* what song would be really good to strip to? dude keeps asking me to do a striptease, but i feel too insecure, or can't find the right song.
7) approximately how long would it take to lick chocolate syrup off someone's body, do a striptease and fuck anally?
8) have you ever started staring, then sort of zoned out and saw millions of tiny, dancing, flashing lights over surfaces like sky or snow? i wanna know if i'm brain damaged, or am i seeing glowing bacteria skidding on the surface of my retinas? (i was not doing drugs... it sorta just happened when i was walking home from school)
9) Lastly, which condom color or flavor do you prefer?
10) sorry... but did i ask too many fucking questions? people say i'm pretty perverted and gothic for a girl, but i liked to be called "sexually-oriented" and "light-impaired"... how bout you?
*licks manifesto*
a'ight, NOW i'll shut up.