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I'm leaving work early today so I can go canoeing (sp? with a hot large-breasted blonde chick.
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is "canoeing" the same thing as anal? if so, he'd be very proud. | |
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heh heh heh..a new entry in the urban dictionary I think.
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can you canoe? *giggles* i remember that horrible commercial...i enjoy canoeing...remember..synchronize the strokes to keep things going smoothly, otherwise it's just being stuck in a circle 
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yeah, and after you two have sex, kill her and dump her body overboard.... the good thing about canoeing is that its easy to get rid of the evidence | |
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is "canoeing" the same thing as anal? if so, he'd be very proud. |
Unfortunately, no it's not. I'm talking floating around in a canoe. I hate that word, couldn't they call it something else? Like maybe sex in the ass? I'm going to have sex in the ass with a hot chick today after work. In the water, with some paddles!
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get em duddy, man, hey where having a stir fry with babies later, if you two want to come, anybody ever had stir friend babies?
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Careful some of those 'sex in the ass' courses can have a lethally wet snatch to them. You could loose a paddle.
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I'm leaving work early today so I can go canoeing (sp? with a hot large-breasted blonde chick. | sweet, make sure you tip the canoe over at least once 'on accident,' that way her shirt will be all wet and you can see her tits. if you play it right you can parlay that into stopping along the shore to let your clothes dry out, getting her naked, paddling her ass with an oar and then stuffing pebbles and rocks into her cunt.
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good way to pan for gold, that.
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I'd probably rather shove the oar handle into her vag. hot stuff. | |
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meh, then you'd ruin the fisting segment of this porno.
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i dunno... rocks-in-the-cunt never turned me on, though. they're probably really hard to clean out. | |
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meh... a little vinegar, some tabasco... wait, thats huevos ranceros.
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 men!
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do you really think a woman would prefer an oar to a fist?
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I'd like to think that a woman wouldn't want an oar OR a fist... at least not a woman I'd want to date. | |
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likewise... im all for adventure... but thats just an ego hit when a woman prefers a mounted cannon rather than your own.
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you two are pussies.
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