Although - in the case of some people I know - they're both the same region.

Which would you 'prefer' if the aliens actually gave you the choice?

the brain implant, it'd be interesting to see what would happen to my brain under someone elses influence.

Brain implant. I told myself long ago, if I had the choice not be analy violated then I wouldn't. That including the other choice being death.

If they wanted to try and stick something up my ass, the would have to be prepared for me to shove it down their throat. I wouldn't even let a doctor do something like that if my prostrate were making me have problems pissing

i wouldnt care. i've had too much from doctors over the years to care at all.

in a couple of weeks i'm off for endoscopy anyhow. when there's a chance you may have a list of diseases as long as your arm, and you need to find out which one it is so you can treat it, the list including several cancers, you take whatever drugs and tests the docs can think of. i gotta have a camera put in almost every hole other than my urethra. THAT i said no to.

i just had to sign a piece of paper saying i wouldnt mind if they poked around in my brain, but the thing is, with the dangers and such, i'd rather have something put up my ass and then be able to just get over it with a week off work and relaxation, than living the rest of my life as a vegetable.

I would anally probe them with a .40 cal

Does the anal probe end in a rectal implant?

Personally, as much as I would absolutely fight anal violation and do my best to provoke an interstellar war rather then let them have their way, nobody gets my brain but me.

I love the macho statements about how if aliens with vastly superior technology abudcted you into space and tried to touch your butt, you'd rip out of your bonds with Hulk-like rage, deliver a Chuck Norris kick to each over-sized green head, and then jump from the UFO, through the atmosphere, and land in a truck full of radioactive nails before dusting yourself off and going for a beer.

Cute.

This is a joke question, right? I'll take the option that doesn't involve me staring unblinking at the moon for three hours everytime someone says 'teacup', thanks.

Next up; would you rather stub your toe, or be burnt alive?

I never said I would jump through the atmosphere, I just said I would shove the probe down their throats, one way or another I would have my revenge, alive, or dead. I die, and I haunt their asses till the end of time

if, that is, ghosts exist

Dude. That is hilariously cynical. Cynicalarious?

What are you dense, of course they exsist, I mean just ask casper there, he knows

Are you on something? And if you are, why aren't you sharing?

And I bet they are just sitting there going "That ungrateful, unappretiative... all the things we did, all the ways we tried to help, and this is how we get thanked!?"

Good answer...

Sort of and sort of not. Perhaps more an odd question than a joke. I find people's responses interesting and sometimes you get the most interesting responses by asking a unusual question. I'm a people watcher and this is the online equivalent of that, I think.

Stop looking at me.

Brain implant, defintely.

I mean, c'mon, what could be up my ass that an advanced, star-faring culture would need to know about? I think all the anal probe stories are either homo-erotic fantasies, or those people just got abducted by the extraterrestrial equivalent of college frat kids who are out on a joy ride to haze lesser species...