This is the reason I would choose anal probe - there's nothing there of interest, so hopefully they would fuck off and leave me alone.

It would be so ridiculously easy to completely derail this thread.

I bet you are just itching to do that too

Look. Lets face it people. The majority of these stories are from the fucking ozarks. And as far as I can tell, in the ozarks, you only really need to fear for your ass if you're Jon Voight or Ned Beatty.


You've got a purty mouth, booaayy.

Surely more fun if it were ridiculously hard.

Like it's hard to derail any thread on an internet forum...

You'd think so, but I'm betting the ones who do anal probes in the first place are the ones who are easily bored and just as easily amused. They're not doing it for research, they're doing it for your reaction, and I'm sure they never get tired of seeing that face.

How's this for a choice?

At least with the traditional mermaid you'd be able to kiss her and get a tit wank.

Plus, there's no chance of unwanted pregnancy, unless you accidentally spooge all over her eggs the next time she lays some.

A all the way.

B,

A, I am sure would attempt some brilliant femal logic, I would point out the flaw of such logic, which would degrade into a fight, I would be stuck listening to the psot fight nagging until I lost the will to live or found a soccer ball I could talk. Not to mention the need to dicuss her feelings and post act conversation

B on the other hand well atleast there would be no nagging or talking

By your qoute I would bet you are single or female. I on the other hand am married, which if you have been in a long term relationship or married you would have understood the nagging bit.

I almost give a shit, lets see if you can be entertaining, heres you chance the whole world is watching

However, A wouldn't be able to follow you onto the island as easily and who knows if B likes to chatter in Dolphin-clicks. Which would be just as much of an annoyance as the idle chatter of the fairer Mer-form . . . Albeit barely but still clearly so.

Thats a solid point but if I need to kill her for food it would be much easier to take out B, then again A, could probably catch me food, hmmm is A prissy and wants the man to do all the work or is it a modern mer where partners share equally in work?

Thanks Babe but I'll pass. It's all about you.

Haven't you seen that documentary I posted on Shark Sports? You don't eat what you Fuck . . . unless you are going down on who or what you Fuck but it's kind of implied that that's not what they mean anyway . . .