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Ahhhhhh! - 08-07-02

Ahhh! somebody please help me! this fucking cocaroach just crept up on me and it was huuuge!! its dead but now i m having trouble calming down. i as paranoid as fuck and now anything little thing that moves i think is a cocaroach. oh how i hate this!!

DAMN THOSE FUCKING COCAROACHED TO HELL!

They shall never get me!



somebody please help me...

~ cant stop shaking in fright ~

any body have the same problem with cocaroaches or evil creatures of that sort? or am i ..alone


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Ahhh! somebody please help me! this fucking cocaroach just crept up on me and it was huuuge!! its dead but now i m having trouble calming down. i as paranoid as fuck and now anything little thing that moves i think is a cocaroach. oh how i hate this!!

DAMN THOSE FUCKING COCAROACHED TO HELL!

They shall never get me!



somebody please help me...

~ cant stop shaking in fright ~

any body have the same problem with cocaroaches or evil creatures of that sort? or am i ..alone
hey calm down.... you know the bug is more afraid of you... then you are of the bug... remember you are more bigger then then it is... just sit down and calm down for bit...
  
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clean your house.
  
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Clean the house and call the exterminator.

Be sure that all food items are sealed up in containers. Food should be consumed at the dinner table for easy clean up. Eating around the house will leave crumbs and such that will feed more cockroaches.



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08-07-02

oooh no i hate cleaning the house for the same reason that i hate coming across them. my mom does it i just help a little. yea i know vamp i ve heard it before but its just something i cant help. i m so afraid of those damn things...its nuts. but anyone that has a phobia as such probably understands me. its like arachnophobia but they re not spiders, i love spiders. its those damn cocaroacheS!!


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08-07-02

you know i'm afraid of them as well... cause once when i see one... i happened to get startled... shit i couldn't even smack the fucking thing with my own shoe... yeah i know that it is prretty fucking sad... even once when the thing is dead... i still happen to think that the basterd is still there... but it is all in my head really... then i start to think i see more around my room...

so i know what you are feeling...
  
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yea i cant kill em either. i cant get near it. i ve killed some but its usually with a broom. cuz then i could do it at a distance. and i practically drown them in bug spray once they re down.

~get the hibbey jeebies~

oh i cant stop getting those chills. i hate them.


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yea i cant kill em either. i cant get near it. i ve killed some but its usually with a broom. cuz then i could do it at a distance. and i practically drown them in bug spray once they re down.

~get the hibbey jeebies~

oh i cant stop getting those chills. i hate them.
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i only kill them when i m home alone though. cuz i know that if i dont i ll be afraid of going to that area of the house until it comes out on someone else and they kill it or if by some miracle i forget about it.


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i only kill them when i m home alone though. cuz i know that if i dont i ll be afraid of going to that area of the house until it comes out on someone else and they kill it or if by some miracle i forget about it.
i wonder if there is a way to... find out a cure... to where your not afraid of them anymore...

well let me tell you a little store... it is a true story... happend a long time ago... i remember how one time i was a sleep... wearing shorts at the time... then i turned to my left side... i felt something a little funny on my knee... i think there was two of them... since i couldn't open up my eyes... or even turn the light on... i happen to sit up from my bed... grab one and thinking to my self... man what the FUCK IS THIS!! then threw it down... went back to sleep... that is when i started to feel another one...
this time i grabbed that one and got up to turn on the lights... as i was sitting there in the dark holding it in my hand and feeling around it for a while... the light was turn on... i opened my hand...
my FUCKING EYES WERE WIDE OPEN!! i threw the fucker down... and screamed out OH SHIT!! so i rushed into the bath room and took a fucking shower... can you emagin that happening to you...

there was only two of them... the chest part felt all weird...
  
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i had a worst experience..one of them actually crawled into my shirt. if you find the thread by Dutchessc called "thats fucking disgusting" (i think thats what its called), youll see the story. its a little long so i wont type it down for it will take me to long. but it was the most horrible exp. i ve had with them so far. that happened like months ago but i rem it like it was yest.


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i don't feel like reading right know... but that must of sucked to have that happen to you
  
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08-07-02

yea it did...

my lil sis had a similar one to yours. she picked up a cocaroach with her hand that my cat put on the bed. she s afraid of them too now.


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man never hold them in your hand... that it way gross...
  
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well i had to , to get it out of my shirt. it was in between the twins and i had to reach in a grab it but i did so fast and i was so panicked that i didnt feel it in my hand.


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well i had to , to get it out of my shirt. it was in between the twins and i had to reach in a grab it but i did so fast and i was so panicked that i didnt feel it in my hand.
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08-07-02

Your cockroaches are crazy to crawl onto people. Our cockroaches flee in panic whenever they see me or my parents... Probably because we all have a 'squash that bug' reflex upon seeing one. I hate them. Good thing they've gone, at least they didn't show up for more then a year.
  
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One time I was happy as could be sitting on darkforum chat at like 3 in the morning..and I saw this spider, standing under my monitor, one of those sick wolf ones, wathcing me. I used to be real arachnophobic, when seeing a spider would make me catatonic, but I was like "c'mon, he's about 1 150th of my size, I think I got it covered." Well, I took a swat at him with something and he jran back behind the computer desk...I felt him crawling on my toes a little later and nearly died, just did this flaily thing...I spent the rst of the time, all the lites on, chair pushed far enough back so I could watch the floor infront of my feet..was spooky. I hate bugs. And it unsettles me for, like, hours afterwards....so i know whatcha mean. I cant believe I watched arachnaphobia the other night...my cat brushed against my leg, I screamed. I saw my shirt lying on the floor, thought it was a spider, screamed. I'm such a whinyass lol.



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i think i might have a light case of arachnophobia myself... and i especially hate not the spiders themselves but their webs... just the thought of touching it...
  
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*twitches* I hear ya morph....when I run into a web I start shaking and spazzing out...freak me out so bad.



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