having given great consideration - 13.6 seconds - to adopting Rockport Ronny - see Sire's thread Adopt Ronny Adopt Ronny - i've decided to start my own "cottage-industry" small business.



the question is, who in darkforum would you like to adopt and keep down your pants?





one choice per candidate only, we don't do multiple adoptions i'm afraid (something to do with the Inland Revenue and treacle but i'm a bit hazy on the details).





if you can find one, post a pic of your potential victim uh choice - it just makes it more interesting (and if you hadn't guessed by now just how bored i am well then maybe you've already passed me and hit rock bottom - which would readily explain why you're reading this in the first place).

eek!


and there i was thinking i was gonna have an easy day at work. do you have any idea how much paperwork something this unprecedented generates?


*spanks soul burner*



*feels gooooood*



*spanks him some more*

I really dunno if I'd keep anyone here in my pants; I don't like people perpetually touching my junk. Hell, look what happened to DarkStorm after he got fresh with me:

"junk"? hey have a little more pride in your genitalia dude


:fro:

:p

Id like to adopt oOoBadKittyoOo

I could probably handle adopting CelestiA. Yeah, that works for me.

*grins* SirVLCIV! ....no, wait, I already did that! *grins again*

hmmm...well....there are a few...but most of them have already adopted me...so...hmmmm...I don't know...

hmm i don't know