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Adopt Ronny - 05-19-02

Which of you beautiful persons would like to adopt this wonderful young lad with the potential for such greatness ? We at the Adopt-Ronny foundation believe that the lucky new owner will find him exceptionally useful for household chores, driving the kids to little league, tutoring them on the dangers of drugs, and eventually how to speak clearly and properly.





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Do we have to keep him alive?



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Do we have to keep him alive?
*whispers* we're just trying to make a little fast cash here, do what you want with him.





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*raises hand* $20



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*raises hand* $20
Can you also show that you'd be a fit parent, for our dear little Ronny ? He's a special lad with special needs.





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I'll adopt him, but the first time he says "innit" I would have to kill him and dismemeber the body.



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*snickers*


I can't adopt him, I'm very sorry, but it would get me into a mess of trouble...


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"wonderful young lad with the potential for such greatness" - Sire
"He IS a little hottie" - waterbearer
"I don't know...it would seriously kill the mood if he blurted out 'You is wikkid, innit!' right in the heat of it..." - Clearwitch
"Holy shit! This boy needs some education." - Vamptress
"Ronny... you're "special"." - Starface
"he's just fucking with all of your heads he's a hell of a lot smarter then you could ever imagine." - Icy
"You are very cute!" - Dark Insanity
"he's a really lovely guy, and scarily intelligent" - doebathory
"This I didn't have in mind. Well, not Ronny nikkid, anyway." - Skorpion
"Here.. let me phrase this where you can understand it "ket geebee ket geebee ket, yo g-skat, we finks u iz a retArd cuz u iz talkin' like a Stoopid foo." - LordLazarus
  
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I can't adopt him, I'm very sorry, but it would get me into a mess of trouble...


*eyes Sire and hopes he doesn't snarl again*
Oh, the snarl was just the thought of Ronny and Clear pressed up tight against each other in luggage. ;p





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Oh, the snarl was just the thought of Ronny and Clear pressed up tight against each other in luggage. ;p

But me and Clear is lovin each other.



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"wonderful young lad with the potential for such greatness" - Sire
"He IS a little hottie" - waterbearer
"I don't know...it would seriously kill the mood if he blurted out 'You is wikkid, innit!' right in the heat of it..." - Clearwitch
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"he's a really lovely guy, and scarily intelligent" - doebathory
"This I didn't have in mind. Well, not Ronny nikkid, anyway." - Skorpion
"Here.. let me phrase this where you can understand it "ket geebee ket geebee ket, yo g-skat, we finks u iz a retArd cuz u iz talkin' like a Stoopid foo." - LordLazarus
  
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Oh, the snarl was just the thought of Ronny and Clear pressed up tight against each other in luggage. ;p
yes *grins* I know...


please don't snarl agin - I don't like it

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Can you also show that you'd be a fit parent, for our dear little Ronny ? He's a special lad with special needs.
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Maybe I sohuld adopt him...I could always use antother slave, er babysitter



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Can you also show that you'd be a fit parent, for our dear little Ronny ? He's a special lad with special needs.
Ummm *looks around* ya im good Plus I can meat those special needs with a cattle prod



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Re: Adopt Ronny - 05-19-02

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Which of you beautiful persons would like to adopt this wonderful young lad with the potential for such greatness ? We at the Adopt-Ronny foundation believe that the lucky new owner will find him exceptionally useful for household chores, driving the kids to little league, tutoring them on the dangers of drugs, and eventually how to speak clearly and properly.

i wouldn't be a very good mother... all though it would be cool to keep him as a slave around the house... heh but sill i wouldn't want to put up with it...
  
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Can he grow weed and shrooms for me and take the blame if I get caught?


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05-19-02

I will...I need a good babysitter!



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He could make a couple more for you too.


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My daughters birthday is comming up in August...can I rent him for a day?
Bring some balloons and feel free to wear whatever you chose.


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