remember to leave the windows open to keep the air fresh.. LOL

Fresh air is for schoolboys, I don't need to damn air to obtain oxygen. I'm a fucking fish I tell you.

Maybe you should report your dealer to the Better Business Bureau.


Oh wait... you're buying narcotics, there are no federal regulations. I guess you should just MAN THE FUCK UP AND DEAL.

drugs are bad mmmmkay...

ahh i loved that mr mackie. funny dude.and yes i've probably spelled his name wrong. im tired.

mix scraped self igniting (non safety) match heads with clear nail varnish and paint onto cd's.

don't go playing them yourself though.

If it's a computer you want burned you can pry open a floppy disk and fill it up with phosphorus match heads. Give that to your fucking teacher as your essay, fucking teach you to flunk my ass 3 times in a row.