Back in my younger days, these were one of mankind's greatest achievements...


The 24 Hour Bar



Closed for an hour at 6am. Open again at 7. Enough time for a quick breakfast before starting again. Too bad I don't drink much anymore. I sure did have fun. But they don't have 24 hour bars here in Charlotte. What's up with that?





























THE KEG CARD (MEMBERS ONLY)

that's pretty much the only thing i miss about vegas, bars being open 24 hours. i learned to take sunglasses with me when i went out at night though, that way the drive home at 8am wasn't so bad.

i never understood the concept of "pizza to die for" or stuff like that.

so, do you die and then get it? coz then its fucking pointless.

or do you eat it and then die. coz in that case somethings seriously fucking wrong with the pizza!

It's like.. pizza so good you'd be willing to kill for it. Or some happy horseshit.

But The Keg's pizza was awful. Alabama's not known for being the pizza capital of the United States.

One of the other bad things about that hellhole is that they only serve beer in cans. Nothing on tap. No bottles. Cans are good if you're outside or something. They stay cold longer. But fuckin' a. Who wants to sip from an aluminum can when you're trying to get LAID.

me not being a beer drinker I would just sit around not even holding a can... man I would be like the biggest loser there... THAT would have been so cool!!!!

Yeah! It'd be super cool!


I hope you're married or have a steady girlfriend. My jedi skeelz are telling me you got no game.

Bars are for sinners. Bring an umbrella when you go to hell, cuz I'm gonna be spittin' all over you.

You're so sXe.

ha ha.

Riiiight. I have an excellent memory, hot pants. You and your love of southern comfort back in your frat boy days.

Drinking in a bar is no more hell-worthy than sucking liquor out of a sorority girl's belly button or taking shots after shitting on the lawn. Or whatever you crazy cats got into.

Dude.. don't encourage him.

I didn't shit on the lawn, thank you very much; I peed on the floor.

Twice. When I was blacked out.

Once next to the TV

Once in my ex-girlfriend's cat's litterbox (not as bad)

YOU PEED IN THE KITTY'S LITTER BOX? That's fucked up. I used to freak out on my friends back in Bama when they'd put cigarettes out in Biff's litter box.


And for the record, this thread meets all requirements of freakin' fantastic.

Liquor discussion: check
Appearance by Arsinik: check
Talking about antihero's bowel movements: check

buttsecks.


there. now it's complete.

It's not complete until Billy comes in and bitches about the black man. Or lilywhite posts something random, gay, and stupid.

wait... being strait edge is encouraging?

Don't call him sexy. Or his body will have to work hard to catch up with the size of his head.

so sue me I'm a pissed off white man who hate drinking smoking and drugs, but damn do I love a good fight with enough bleeding to go around for every one

lol

ha! The size of his head aside, sXe = Strait Edge.

Really?

What does straight edge mean? And why do they use that gay ass symbol?

Basically: no smoking, no drugs, no alcohol.

The long answer:
http://www.straightedge.com/whatissxe.html