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1st non-flattering non-important DF awards! - 02-17-02

and the catagories are:

Most likely to be another gender than they say:
Most eccentric:
Ubergawth in training:
Asskisser extreme:
Cyber King and Queen(2 votes=duh):
Most dramatic non exit:
Best porn contribution:
Needs an ass kicking the most:
Has no chance of becoming a mod:
Closet Pokemon fan:
Ultra senstive for DF:
Most obvious internet only persona:
Biggest exhibitionist:
Most likely to have a straightjacket on now:
Secretly seeing each other:


Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.

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Most likely to be another gender than they say:Goddessofdeath
Most eccentric: Dyshade
Ubergawth in training: DarkStorm
Asskisser extreme:Fallen Star (the old one not the n00b)
Cyber King and Queen(2 votes=duh):me and lilmsmacshocist(sp?)
Most dramatic non exit:Evylpoptart?
Best porn contribution:Spikess till she had it deleted
Needs an ass kicking the most:Evyl Child
Has no chance of becoming a mod:umm Rockport Ronny?
Closet Pokemon fan:Errantrogue
Ultra senstive for DF:Crusifix Angel
Most obvious internet only persona:Xuld (natch)
Biggest exhibitionist:SOLACE
Most likely to have a straightjacket on now:Lenina
Secretly seeing each other: DM and ACOM


Work is of two kinds: first, altering the position of matter at or near the earth's surface relatively to other such matter; second, telling other people to do so.

Darkness squeezes, Satan`s platypus rises tonight! Bork, bork, bork!

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Re: 1st non-flattering non-important DF awards! - 02-17-02

Most likely to be another gender than they say: Dyshade
Most eccentric: errantrogue
Ubergawth in training: DarkStorm
Asskisser extreme: Solace
Cyber King and Queen(2 votes=duh): IdleParis and Waterbearer
Most dramatic non exit: Midnightsorrow
Best porn contribution: doebathory
Needs an ass kicking the most: ArchAngel
Has no chance of becoming a mod: icy
Closet Pokemon fan: Crypt
Ultra senstive for DF: Crucifix Angel
Most obvious internet only persona: Xuldemios
Biggest exhibitionist: Duddy
Most likely to have a straightjacket on now: BlackFyre
Secretly seeing each other: DM and LastHeathen


You promised me the ending would be clear
You'd let me know when the time was now
Don't let me know when you're opening the door
Stab me in the dark, let me disappear

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Re: 1st non-flattering non-important DF awards! - 02-17-02

Most likely to be another gender than they say: i dont believe any of you
Most eccentric:crypt
Ubergawth in training: "you got that 100ft ruler?"
Asskisser extreme: soloce
Cyber King and Queen(2 votes=duh): duddy and the other guy who showed his cock
Most dramatic non exit: i dont pay attention
Best porn contribution: porn is like pizza
Needs an ass kicking the most: sire
Has no chance of becoming a mod: me
Closet Pokemon fan: me (seriously)
Ultra senstive for DF: anyone under the age of 16
Most obvious internet only persona: icy
Biggest exhibitionist: doebathory
Most likely to have a straightjacket on now: conviction? pasha
Secretly seeing each other: beauty and pyrric...shhhhhh[/b][/quote]


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Most likely to be another gender than they say:
Starface

Most eccentric:
Dyshade

Ubergawth in training:
Cross

Asskisser extreme:
Wicked Lady

Cyber King and Queen(2 votes=duh):
IdleParis
Doebathory

Most dramatic non exit:
Everyone that ever posted a goodbye thread.

Best porn contribution:
Sinistress Gorilla pic.

Needs an ass kicking the most:
Vannaken

Has no chance of becoming a mod:
JimmyCrackWhore

Closet Pokemon fan:
RedMeat

Ultra senstive for DF:
Solace

Most obvious internet only persona:
Xuldemios

Biggest exhibitionist:
Duddy

Most likely to have a straightjacket on now:
Crucifix Angel

Secretly seeing each other:
Its a secret.





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02-18-02

*pauses crow movie*

ugh... posers, how typical

*goes back to watching the crow movie while simulataneously listening to the crow soundtrack and painting his nails black*


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It's easy to be an uber-goth though, I can teach you in one easy step, if you look like this, then you are a poser:


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from Sire

Most likely to have a straightjacket on now:
Crucifix Angel

LMAO. Abnormal? I guess..but I am still as human as you. Crazy..no (crazy lacks conscience & motive). Super sensitive? Just emotionally intense & impulsive (but not lacking logic or restraint) or serious when need be..do NOT get personal with me (I don't care what others think but I am still offended by them). When I say I want to beat you with a pipe I MEAN it..I say exactly how I feel..I need a release & even that is not 100%. I'm usually direct..I want you to get the message (FUCK OFF)..if not, beware..
However, I know I'm overly hostile..my hate & love for things is deep.

btw that's an explanation, not a threat to anyone

Secretly seeing each other:
Its a secret

Sire & Clear

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Quote:
Originally posted by Crucifix Angel
Secretly seeing each other:
Its a secret

it's you & Clear
Eep! You mean we're still a secret? Oh...ups...damn...


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Re: 1st non-flattering non-important DF awards! - 02-18-02

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and the catagories are:

Most likely to be another gender than they say:Solace
Most eccentric:Why fight the majority??? Me
Ubergawth in training:guy-person
Asskisser extreme:Solace
Cyber King and Queen(2 votes=duh):Sire and Clear
Most dramatic non exit:every Bye DF thread made
Best porn contributionuddy
Needs an ass kicking the most:Jimmycrackwhorethingie
Has no chance of becoming a mod:Same as above
Closet Pokemon fan:how did you know?
Ultra senstive for DF:guy-person
Most obvious internet only persona:Xul
Biggest exhibitionistuddy
Most likely to have a straightjacket on now:JobeX
Secretly seeing each other:me and Jordyn.... hehehee!!!!!!



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Re: 1st non-flattering non-important DF awards! - 02-18-02

Most likely to be another gender than they say: Dark Messiah [must be asexual]
Most eccentric: Arsinik
Ubergawth in training: Half of the people that populate the 'Gothic' board
Asskisser extreme: Clearwitch
Cyber King and Queen: Pyrric Dicktory and his Hand
Most dramatic non exit: Everyone who makes those 'goodbye' threads.
Needs an ass kicking the most: Crucifix Angel
Has no chance of becoming a mod: Me. [not that I want to be one, or anything]
Closet Pokemon fan: RedMeat
Biggest exhibitionist: Beloved Misery
Most likely to have a straightjacket on now: *examines straightjacket . . . . eyes flash red . . . .* Mind your own damned business!
Secretly seeing each other: Sire & CRYPT



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we forgot a few.

most richie bitch snobby white girl: duchess
most unable to find a job because she has no job skills: duchess
most likely to hit mommy up for money to go buy an overpriced skirt at the gap: duchess
most anal retentive bitch: duchess
most likely to die in a riot: duchess
most likely to lie limp and play possum while being rapped: duchess

damn duchess, you really must be a pussy.


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Ok I only watched the show a few times because I like the games ok? Everything else on Gameboy was shit at the time.


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most richie bitch snobby white girl: duchess
most unable to find a job because she has no job skills: duchess
most likely to hit mommy up for money to go buy an overpriced skirt at the gap: duchess
most anal retentive bitch: duchess
I don't shop at the Gap. As for the rest, there's no shame in it! :p



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forgot one or two, didnt you?


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forgot one or two, didnt you?
Dying in a riot? Unlikely since I avoid crowds.
Being raped? Not going to happen. I'd rather be violently maimed/killed than be raped.



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wow... im eccentric (hell yes) or a closet pokurshit... hummm...


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