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Offtopic Discussion Discuss 1st non-flattering non-important DF awards! in the Discussions forums; Originally posted by DeirdreMayfair Needs an ass kicking the most: Duchess...(sorry the big ego isn't cool...) *scoff* Big ego, my ass . . . . I can think of few people who ...

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02-19-02

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Needs an ass kicking the most: Duchess...(sorry the big ego isn't cool...)
*scoff* Big ego, my ass . . . . I can think of few people who have worse self esteem than I . . . . .



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*scoff* Big ego, my ass . . . . I can think of few people who have worse self esteem than I . . . . .
Big ass too.


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02-19-02

I liked the show up until the point they replaced Brock with Gary. WTF???! Gary sucks! He's a sniveling little loser! I used to dream at night that Brock had Onyx crush him with a swat of a tail. Ah well.



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Although this isn't the 1st awards of this type, there were some old ones back in February of last year or some such.




BTW, what's up with Pyrric and Duchy? Why can't we all just get along?


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Big ass too.
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Your inability to read articles of text which are without proper formatting doesn't exactly do much to suggest a higher level of intelligence Duchess--I hope you're aware of that.


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Attention Wal-mart Shoppers!!!!!!!!! - 02-19-02

Most likely to get castrated for talking shit about Duke E.'s girl: Pyrric Dicktory
  
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you're basicly ponting a finger and yelling about my phonics. (and cognate is a verb) anything else you cant defend you say "there is no shame." well, i find shame, or i wouldnt say anything.

maybe she'll loose it all in a bet. what do you think she'd pick, her oldest child or her bank account?


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Re: Attention Wal-mart Shoppers!!!!!!!!! - 02-19-02

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Most likely to get castrated for talking shit about Duke E.'s girl: Pyrric Dicktory
now, would this be surgical or chemical? oh wait, this guy was just spouting off another idle threat, i get it. its a joke, right? ha ha, ha ha


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eh....I was thinking something toothy kinda like out of Wes Craven's first film.....perhaps we can see how far those bag pipes of yours go up your ass (can't be too hard.....that's where your speech comes from).......maybe the music from the instrument would be a bit better than the sound of some ass-hole playing power chords as fast as he can and screaming "oi oi oi!!!!!!"
  
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eh....I was thinking something toothy kinda like out of Wes Craven's first film.....perhaps we can see how far those bag pipes of yours go up your ass (can't be too hard.....that's where your speech comes from).......maybe the music from the instrument would be a bit better than the sound of some ass-hole playing power chords as fast as he can and screaming "oi oi oi!!!!!!"
you know, this is the first blow job ive ever turned down. my girlfriend what shit iron chunks if she found out some guy wanted to wash my helmet for me.


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02-19-02

Duchess "Needs an ass kicking the most: Crucifix Angel "

It's people like you who need that ass kicking. There are bigger bitches on DF (notice no one else voted me there), & you're one of them. I love when people give me perfect examples to state. It's not that I care what others think, but the fact that they want to make me look worse than I am is wrong.
You don't have to like me but at the same time you are judging me, even after explaining myself. I think people don't like me because I don't think they understand me. Either that or they love to be jackasses, trying to making anyone look but themselves..yet in the process, do it to themselves.

I would like to know why you think I'm an ass..because I easily get offended? Have violent tendencies? btw I've never really liked you either (even before you posted that)..so I guess we're even

btw something about you makes me think of a cow (honestly)..& that's not a compliment
  
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02-19-02

who ever said I hated you Solace???? it seems that once again you are making assumptions out of hand..... I just think you are an idiot is all.... I do not need to hate you to think that....

oh well... hey Pyrric I noticed that you have been threatened to be castrated again..... damn you impress me more and more.... hehe



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02-19-02

everyone is just so mean I LOVE IT! :p it's funny it gives me something to do while that dumbass is up there talking about boring science shit thank god drama is next. although you would think i get enough of it here.


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oh well... hey Pyrric I noticed that you have been threatened to be castrated again..... damn you impress me more and more.... hehe
just another notch on the monitor...


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Someone please explain to me WTF a most dramatic non exit is any way!!!!!*laughs merrily*I never made a thread I just left when I left for the reasons I did.


Oh well where to I step up for my award and what am I to wear? When does the voting close so I can kill off any compition.
Most Dramatic non exit= Someone who makes a big dramatic production out of leaving only to never leave or come back shortly.


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Re: Re: 1st non-flattering non-important DF awards! - 02-19-02

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Most likely to be another gender than they say: I don't really care, I stay away from the strange ones!

Most eccentric: To many of us

Ubergawth in training:I'm not gawth so I can't comment on this one.

Asskisser extreme: Everybodies kissing some ones ass and I'll be dammed if they think this isn't true!

Cyber King and Queen(2 votes=duh): Everyone on this site...come on, its one big TV drama

Most dramatic non exit: I don't know...I'm leaving! LOL
Best porn contribution: Sire for leting us post more exposing pix

Needs an ass kicking the most: EVERYONE!!!!!!

Has no chance of becoming a mod: Me? I don't know!

Closet Pokemon fan: You really can tell just by the way they post, they seem like they got something to hide...ya know the ones! They try acting like big shits!

Ultra senstive for DF: The ones in the advice board 4-5 times a day!

Most obvious internet only persona: RedMeat, sorry...its this thread, dead give away...

Biggest exhibitionist: I really could care less.

Most likely to have a straightjacket on now: Me! I'm really typing from inside my cell with my nose!

Secretly seeing each other: Pyrric and Dyshade (CONFESS DAMMIT) You's both hate me so much that you feel in love and now wish to elope! I know its true...
Inconclusively vague self accusing and “why not” very predictable as well … how are you SOLACE .. hey I like your new avatar better ( random senseless ass kissing ) I’m helping you prove your premise .


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I would just like to say that all of you are super fucking sensitive doug and wendy whiners!!!!! Sire called me a man pretending to be a woman and you don't see me bitching....jeeeezzzzz! SHUT UP!!!! And..."Play the game."


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Re: 1st non-flattering non-important DF awards! - 02-19-02

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and the catagories are:

Most likely to be another gender than they say: Dark Messiah and/or Dark Profanity
Most eccentric: No clue...
Ubergawth in training: All those kids that talk about wanting to die and never fucking slit their wrists. How can you be gawth without cutting your damn wrists. Also, I want to know when EVERYONE started saying "gawth"...That was a Pyrric, WL, and BD thing. Damnit.
Asskisser extreme: SOLASS
Cyber King and Queen(2 votes=duh): Me and Pyrric
Most dramatic non exit: SOLASS...again
Best porn contribution: I have seen Duddy's ass about eight million times...So not him. Beloved Misery without a doubt.
Needs an ass kicking the most: SOLASS, Duchess, All those people who think they're fucking hardcore but not.
Has no chance of becoming a mod AGAIN: ME & WL or Pyrric
Closet Pokemon fan: Pyrric
Ultra senstive for DF: Wicked Lady
Most obvious internet only persona: There is a fucking plethera...Myself included. How can you not have an internet persona when you're conversing on the internet...
Biggest exhibitionist: Starface
Most likely to have a straightjacket on now: All the kids talking about their parents beating their ass when they live in suburbia hell
Secretly seeing each other:
Wicked Lady and Antihero..



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