sex is like credit...some get it, some dont.

lauhj out fucking loud. lol* keep em coming.

I'm a nobody, nobody's perfect, therefore, I'm perfect.

*I thought it was cute

- No good deed goes unpunished
-If you're feeling good, don't worry you'll get over it
-Where you stand on an issue depends on where you sit.
-A shortcut is the longest distance between two points.
-You will always find something in the last place you look
-The other line always moves faster.
-If it jams-force it. If it breaks-it needed fixing anyway.
-Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will use it
-There is never time to do it right but there is always time to do it over.
-The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlamp of an oncoming train.
-To know yourself is the ultimate form of aggression.
-If everything seems to be going well, you obviously don't know what the hell is going on
-Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference
-In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
-If there were no such thing as time, would anybody ever be late?

-jo
-The unbelievable is often easy to believe while the believable is often difficult.
-If people could have their cake and eat it to which flavor would they choose.

i dont know if these have been said yet but oh well.

-Dont laugh...its stollen

-jesus loves me so its ok if i drive like a fucking moron

-yes its fast...no you cant drive it

i no more but cant remember right now,ill come back later if i remember.

sorry if they were already mentioned, this thread is like 5 pages or something so I can't remember, sorry.:

I'm not paid enough to kiss your ass.

SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER! Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

TOWN DRUNK Looking for new oppurtunities. Willing to relocate.

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.

Your ridiculous opinion has been noted.

I Just Did Your Boyfriend.
-or-
I Just Did Your Girlfriend.

God must love stupid people, he made so many of you.

Practice safe sex : GO SCREW YOURSELF.

"Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy."-Benjamin Franklin.

And your crybaby, whiny-assed opinion would be...

I HAVE THE BODY OF A GOD.(unfortunately, its Buddha.)

heres a couple more

-want dope...plant a man

-GST...get stonned today

-have a nice jay:D

hehe i love this thread.........

thanx, everyone is so great. they make awesome contributions.

Here's one...... I forgot where I read it though....


"I'm so goth.. I'm dead!"

here's one--

Bill Clinton, our fondling father

unless you're a hemmroid get off me ass

I got kicked out of Cub Scouts because i ate a brownie...

Don't steal, the government hates competition.

all funny shit :D

Originally posted by fear the spider
I got kicked out of Cub Scouts because i ate a brownie...


Well if the government hates competition how come Microsoft is still around? :D

i think u quoted the wrong one buddy

Originally posted by Overdose



Well if the government hates competition how come Microsoft is still around? :D


Nuts I thought I clicked reply to correct one...

keep tryin bud...

I want to be a magic spider!