*A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie on the
floor without holding on

*Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

*whose cruel idea was it to put a "s" in the word lisp?

*I said "no" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.

Confucius say: man who stand on toilet high on pot. :p

U+I=69

Confuscious say "Man who put dick in peanut jar: Fucking nuts!"

Me Chinese, me play joke, me put pee-pee in your coke...

Did someone add too much chlorine to your gene pool?

I used to have a whole list of the Confuscious ones, I can't remember them!

Oh, one more.. say this aloud:

I am we todd did

*LOVE: two vowels, two consonants, two fools! :p

No offense.. but why did you KEEP the Dave Matthews quote and get rid of the Staind quote?

Make love, not war. Hell, do both- get married.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Caution: goes from zero to bitch in 2.5 seconds.
100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?

lol* no offense taken hun, its not by choice. I was told that Sire is reducing sig.'s that are too long, so I suppose he took the last 2 quotes off, and those were the best ones. I keep putting it off, but I do want those back *staind, and candlebox* I agree, the DMB one isn't all that good.

:) ok I stopped putting it of. Mind if i ask you, a/s/l? :)

Heh.. I'm young.. and I'm.. not a man.. and my location is over there

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ok thank ya hun! :)

if assholes could fly this place would be an airport

mentally confused and prone to wandering


ok that's all i have....

here's a few stupid ones...


MADNESS TAKES IT"S TOLL - please have exact change.

Friends don't let friends drive naked.

We have enough youth...how about a fountain of smart?

I suport publik edukashun.

Keep honking...I'm reloading.


Learn from your parent's mistakes...use birth control.

I LOVE CATS - they taste just like chicken.

lmao! :p

ok these came from http://www.unamerican.com
this guy has some really funny shit....go look cause all his stuff is cheep....and worth buying.
ABOLISH GOVERNMENT
AIDS ISN'T OVER
BLAME CANADA
BOO FUCKIN HOO
BOY-GIRL UNITY
BREAK THE CHAINS
BROWN FOR LIFE
CARPE GENITALIA
CLICK MY ASS
CORPORATIONS LIE
DARE TO BE STUPID
DEATH TO THE WACK
DESTROY LIMP BIZKIT
DEVO WAS RIGHT
DISCOVER THE EARTH
DO YOU BELEIVE IN LIBERATION?
DON'T BE SUCH A WUSS
DON'T BLAME DRUGS
DON'T FUCK WITH SPEED
DON'T LABEL ME
DON'T LIE TO KIDS
DROP OUT
DSL IS LSD, BACKWARDS
DUH
EAT MORE VEGGIES
EMASCULATE RAPISTS
EVLOVE
FASCISM HAS MANY DISGUISES
FEAR IS ILLUSION
FIND THE CLITORIS
FOLLOW ME TO CERTIAN DEATH
FOLLOW YOUR HEART
FOOL, YOU BETTER RECOGNIZE
FUCK SWEATSHOPS
GABBA GABBA HEY
GASOLINE KILLS
GOD IS MY DJ
GOD IS FOR OTHER PEOPLE
GROOVE IS IN THE HEART
HATERS STEP OFF
HONEY GETS THE PROPS
I LOVE SOURCE COPS
I AM A FUCKING GENIUS
I LOVE THIS BIKE
I LOVE WOMAN
I LOVE YOU
I'M SEEIN ROBOTS

OK I AM GETING SICK OF TYPEIN....SO HERE IS JUST A FEW OF MY FAVES...

PAGAN AND PROUD
WHERE IS MY MIND?
WHEN WILL BOYS LEARN?
WHY ARE MY KIDS SO STUPID?
AMERICA EATS ITS YOUNG
ASK ME ABOUT MY PAIN
CLEAN YOUR BONG
POTHEADS AGAINST DRUGS
SEX WITH YOU WOULD SUCK.
STOP LIVING LIKE VEAL
THIS IS A NATION OF WHORES
YOUR KIDS ARE TRIPPING
AVOID THE STUPID
CHEER UP EMO KID
GET A JOB JUNKIE
EVIL WILL TRIUMPH


OK THAT'S ALL I AM GOING TO DO FOR NOW...GO CHECK OUT HIS WEBSITE THO...BYE

Hhhhmm.. I dont know if this one was used yet but....

"Officer there's no blood in my alcohol"
" Officer would you hold my beer while I get my gun" and
"blind driver on the road"

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.

Hey Drk, BTW.. since you're newer than me.

DrkBlack7 nice one's, never seen them in this thread before. Talk to you soon, nice one's magnus! Ttyl

My mind works like a bolt of lightning- one brilliant flash and it's gone!

I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either.

If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own.

I is a college student.

Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.

If it's too loud, you're too old.

Fight crime, shoot back.

I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.

THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE.

LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION, I CAN FIND IT MYSELF

SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM.

Conserve Water; Shower with a friend

Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier

I am as confused as a baby in a topless bar

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.

:p

You're all foam and no beer.

Your village called. Their idiot is missing.
or-
Aren't you depriving some poor village of its idiot?