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RogueStorm
06-28-01, 19:31
if you think it stinks...well i blame it all on ducky, he's the one who told it to me

A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?". The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!".

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a nice looking 24-year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your mother

Shok
06-28-01, 20:06
That was good.
I like jokes that are simple, yet use imagination. If you had never seen a life before, I guess that would be your natural response.

Mmmn - Magic doors.

Metztli Coatl
07-02-01, 09:19
lol pretty good never heard anything like that;)

EvilAngelX
07-02-01, 10:16
LOL that was foonay!!

Romanci Jezebel
07-02-01, 17:13
lol :D that was pretty good not bad at all:p :p hehe thats like origional too lol haha and it didnt stink:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Alanna Cerene
07-03-01, 23:56
man, even my mother found that hilarious