I am bored tell me a story, okay GO!
Best story wins a prize, yeah a prize thats it :salook:

What part of Dublin do you live in?

thats not a story thats a question i specifically asked for a story, just jokin I'm from Lucan. its a suburb in Dublin.

There once was a girl who was really stupid and kept running back to the same person for way too long and ended up gettting really cranky and turned lesbian because boys are mean mean mean mean mean.
So, one nite, she went to a punk gig, thrashed and got thrashed. It dawned on her that she had no place to stay that nite. After some pondering, she went drinking with his white trash family, and when the ex came home, she was already drunk, so she slapped him inthe face and threw him down the stairs and fucked his mother witha pink n purple dildo...
Is that a story?

I remember once, in my days of sexual promiscuity and lustful ambitions, I met a woman of passionate endeavours, with desires of even the most peculiar of deviants. She liked her costumes: the lioness complete with a multitude of nipples and a tail; the patent leather corset; and my personal favorite, the nun with matching crucix stained with blood. Her blood...she also liked to cut herself. No surprise there! But what was surprising was when she forced me to slit her. I thought nothing of it at first. A slight slit on the wrists, and willfully, I would lick the pearls of blood. But it was when she asked me to cut her clitoris, that I became astonished. Even if it doesn't hurt, like she said, just the very idea of cutting gentalia seemed overly strange and slightly terrifying. What if I fucked up? What if I acidently slipped and stabbed her wet, juicy snatch? "Go ahead...do it," she requested. And I thought to myself...what is sex these days? And with no answer to give myself, I stared down into her begging eyes, and her pouty red lips crusted with blood. So, slicing I went...
-the end

holy shit.

you likes?

*twitch*

*pats head*

A chick once had this crazy ass boyfriend who wanted very badly to be in a fraternity. To impress his friends he shat in a Wal-Mart bag and wiped it all over his girlfriend's truck. Then he pissed in her wiper fluid. Girl kicked guy in the balls.

True story. Did I win?

i love ya darlin', but my story is the best by far......

(sin: pride)

Yeah! good stories, AND THE WINNER IS.........................me becos I am the judge and I can do what I like.

boooo!

One week in the summer about 10 years ago my family went camping at the Lake of the Pines. One of the nights, after all of the family went to bed - my mom and stepdad in one tent, me and my brother in another tent, and my stepbrother and his friend in another - I woke up, probably 3am and there was a badass storm going right over the lake. The tent I was in was bending every which way, so I saved my ass and got in the Suburban. (I believe in the news, it said there was a tornado that went up through the lake/camping areas.) About 10 minutes later, my stepbrother and his friend found there way to the Suburban. We just hung out and watched the storm... and then all of a sudden, the door flung open and my mom jumps in and screams "DON'T LOOK AT ME, I'M NAKED!".... I remember all three of us screamed "AAAH!" and crawled to the very back, and I mom hid herself by sitting in the front seat. Then my stepdad jumps in and screams "DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M NAKED!".... we screamed again, "AAAAH!". (Now we're twice as freaked out cause of the storm and we're within a 10ft radius of naked parents.) Then my mom yells back to me, "WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER!?" and I scream back "IN THE TENT!". We all look back to were the tent was and lightning flashes and all you see is a downed tent and the shape of someone trying to find their way out. (My brother was 9 years old at the time, so you can why my mom was freaked out.) Soooooo... My naked stepfather jumps out of the suburban in a tornado, runs back to the tent, finds my brother, throws him older his shoulders and runs back to the suburban and throws my brother in - and my brother is wailing like a 11y/o girl who doesn't understand why she's got blood in her panies.

So we have to camp out in a suburban with naked parents and a wailing little 9y/o. What was funny was the campsite probably had 20 other families trying to escape from their tents at the same time we were, and they and us got to watch a 6ft naked man carry a 9y/o boy over his shoulder like a crazy child molester. Anywho. :) It's a fun memory.

You're paying for my therapy bills, biotch.......;)