I have now surpassed Skorpion in number of posts! I now stand triumphant as the ultimate God of Darkness! **kicks Skorpion out**

nice work. you even beat me out.

just cuz you have diarrhea of the mouth doesn't make you a God.

(see below for example) lol

**pouts**

**upper lips trembles**

**eyes get all big and shiny**

**starts gushing tears, runs crying to Abba**

WAAAHH!!!!! AREA IS MEAN TO ME!!!!!

**cries uncontrollably**

hey, i licked you in raziel's thread. i mean, how much more affectionate could i be????

what'd i do!!

what'd i do!!

*area changes quote as he does not like friends of his to cry, even in cyberspace*

I'm cool because i have less posts. See, when something becomes cool (i.e., lots of posts) it becomes wicked underground to do the opposite. it's true, like, the whole dating/girls interested in me thing? you see a guy with all kinds of girls, you think he's real cool right? case in point, i'm wicked underground there too.

p.s. it's wicked underground to refer to things as wicked underground.

aww...**gives Area a hug**

cool to say wicked underground, eh? Am I wicked underground to say sweet & innnocent upperatmosphere?

oh there there Dark, you'll be ok

*lays Dark's head on my shoulder and pets his hair*

everything will be ok

**purrs**

*wipes away Dark's tears and gives him a lick*

:)

Is everything all better now, sweetie?

Yup! **licks Abba*

Well good :) *licks Dark from his stomach to his cheek and grins*

ooo kinky licking.hehe.

Licking is funnnn... **licks Jaded**

hmm...tastes like glass & root beer...


Abba is still the best tasting person on Darkness, though.

Except for myself of course.

hehehe.glass?hmmmmm.is tasting like root beer a good thing?i mean i do like root beer,but who else does?

Hmm, tasting like root beer bottles is a good thing, I think...everyone likes root beer...**continues licking Jaded**

Notice no one is licking me. probably because i'm a creepy hairy creature. this makes me wicked underground. notice i lick no one. This also makes me wicked underground.

p.s. wicked underground